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Ronaldo can “come back whenever he wants”, Marcel notes Portugal win without waiting

Portugal beat Norway 2-1 in Porto and qualified for the Nations League quarter-finals, without Cristiano Ronaldo. National team coach Jorge Jesus said the forward would be called up for the next window.

Marcel reads his weekly magazine at a chip shop beside an open window framing an empty stadium seat, as if held in reserve.

Portugal beat Norway 2-1. Sunday evening, in Porto. After going behind. They are in the quarter-finals of this Nations League, a competition I still haven’t understood the point of. But I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

I read the report on Monday, at the friterie (the Belgian chip stand), in my weekly paper. Norway opened the scoring through Kristoffer Ajer, in the 36th minute, from a long-range free kick by Martin Odegaard. João Cancelo equalised in the 38th, from a long throw by Nuno Mendes. Gonçalo Ramos scored the winner in the 79th. Vitinha, João Félix, Ramos. Three names for one goal. In my day, it took one, and he was often the centre-forward.

Cristiano Ronaldo was absent. He already was on Thursday against Denmark. Portugal won both times. Twelve points from four games.

Jorge Jesus said he would be called up for the next window. And that he could come back whenever he wanted. “It’s up to him to decide,” he said, according to 20 Minutes.

That is what leaves me thoughtful. In 1980, the coach decided. He read his list on the radio. If your name wasn’t on it, you found out with everybody else, while eating. Nobody left the door open for you. We didn’t talk about doors.

Note that I respect the numbers. 234 caps. 146 goals. Top scorer and most capped player in Portugal’s history. Those are numbers from the old world, the kind you wrote in pencil in the margin.

Silly question, Marcel, but did they have international windows in 1980?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

There were windows. We opened them to hear the stadium. I said nothing more.

Portugal win without him and he keeps his place. Both at once. Next list, next window. Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: 20 Minutes.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise tire une vraie mécanique comique de la déclaration elle-même, sans jamais toucher à Ronaldo comme personne. Freddy est au même niveau et reste publiable si la rotation l'impose. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Le Portugal bat la Norvège sans Ronaldo, Freddy retient surtout la longue touche

Le Portugal a battu la Norvège 2-1 dimanche soir à Porto en Ligue des nations, après avoir été mené, et se qualifie pour les quarts de finale. Cristiano Ronaldo était absent, comme jeudi contre le Danemark.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La longue touche lue depuis la pente de la P3 et la porte du préfabriqué « qui ne ferme plus depuis 2019 » font mouche ; les « trois touches de balle » et le « après le match » débordent légèrement le noyau.

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LouiseThe Intern

Pour Ronaldo « les portes sont ouvertes », Louise cherche encore lesquelles

Après la victoire 2-1 du Portugal contre la Norvège, sans Cristiano Ronaldo, le sélectionneur Jorge Jesus a annoncé que l'attaquant serait convoqué pour la prochaine fenêtre internationale et qu'il pouvait revenir quand il voulait.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Louise prend la métaphore au pied de la lettre jusqu'au bout (une fenêtre, plusieurs portes, « je ne sais pas comment ils chauffent »), candide et sans cynisme, et la citation est exacte.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Le Portugal gagne sans Ronaldo et file en quarts, Nadine ne sait plus quoi penser

Le Portugal s'est qualifié pour les quarts de finale de la Ligue des nations en battant la Norvège 2-1 à Porto, après avoir été mené. Sans Cristiano Ronaldo, comme jeudi contre le Danemark, il compte 12 points en quatre rencontres.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les trois températures et Freddy « avec les frites » amusent, mais le « bonne nouvelle ou une honte » sur une équipe qui gagne sans Ronaldo frôle la pique envers le joueur.

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