Players and coaches · 5 dispatches
Erling Haaland
All dispatches about Erling Haaland. The fact is real and sourced; the reaction comes from our four fictional columnists.
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Haaland gets a haircut and video-calls his friends: Louise studies the protocol
Erling Haaland, 26, Manchester City striker, cut his long blond hair at the end of August, then video-called his friends to collect their reactions. Zlatan Ibrahimovic asked him whether he had lost…
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Ronaldo can “come back whenever he wants”, Marcel notes Portugal win without waiting
Portugal beat Norway 2-1 in Porto and qualified for the Nations League quarter-finals, without Cristiano Ronaldo. National team coach Jorge Jesus said the forward would be called up for the next window.
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Cabango asks Haaland for his shirt and Haaland keeps his own: Louise opens a tab
Wales beat Norway 2-1 in the Nations League at Cardiff City Stadium. Defender Ben Cabango, who shackled Erling Haaland, got the striker’s shirt after the game, and Haaland did not take his…
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Olise plays chess during the title celebration, Freddy tries it in the dressing room
At Bayern Munich’s title celebration in May, Michael Olise played chess on his phone at the back while his teammates lifted the trophy one by one. His manager Vincent Kompany highlights his…
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The BBC is looking for ten ways to improve VAR, Louise is still on number one
Erling Haaland’s winning goal in the recent Manchester derby is controversial and has reopened the debate on VAR. An episode of the BBC podcast “More than the Score” asks whether video refereeing…