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One euro a vote, no limit, for the best ever: the gaffer recognises his raffle

On the official Ballon d’Or website, the public can vote for the “Ballon d’Or of All-Time” at one euro a go, as many times as they like according to VoetbalPrimeur. Cristiano Ronaldo leads, based on the organisers’ latest estimates.

Freddy runs an amateur club canteen with a raffle ticket roll, a ham and a golden ball, dropping a one-euro coin into the cash box.

Tactically, the Ballon d’Or has just copied my clubhouse bar. It is running a public vote to pick the “Ballon d’Or of All-Time”, the best ever from ten players who have won it at least twice. The vote costs one euro. And according to VoetbalPrimeur, you can vote as many times as you like.

One euro a ticket, as many tickets as you want. At our place that’s called the meatball supper raffle, and it’s how we paid for the set of bibs. The level of the big organisations has gone way up, people don’t realise.

There are some names on the list. Di Stefano, Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Keegan, Rummenigge and Ronaldo Nazario have two titles each. Platini and Van Basten have three. Cristiano Ronaldo five, Lionel Messi eight. And according to the latest estimates published by the Ballon d’Or, Cristiano Ronaldo is out in front.

The detail I like: you don’t vote for a player, you vote for a season. Cristiano Ronaldo’s 2008 Ballon d’Or leads with 75% of the votes, according to the organisation. Forty-two goals, the Premier League and the Champions League with Manchester United. My best season was the one where we had eleven players at every match. Nobody votes for that.

And what does the winner get? A cone of chips?

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

Not even that, Nadine. The BOAT is not an official award in the 2026 Ballon d’Or roll of honour, and no trophy will be handed out at the ceremony. Our raffle, at least, has a ham.

The ceremony, the 70th, takes place on 26 October at the London Palladium, with Thierry Henry and Kate Scott, and ten awards, five for men and five for women. The vote stays open until 11.59pm Paris time on the 27th. I got my folder out and wrote the date down next to our Sunday match. According to VoetbalPrimeur, the winner will be announced on 28 October. The club delegate, meanwhile, announces the winner of the ham that same evening.

It’s true, we checked: RMC Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy trouve l'objet de vestiaire qui reproduit exactement le fait, et sa chute sur le jambon fait rire sans viser personne. Louise tombe sur une comparaison inventée avec le basket, Nadine et Marcel restent corrects sans plus. »

NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Dix légendes pour un Ballon d’or de tous les temps : le thermomètre de la tribune 2 hésite

Dix doubles lauréats du Ballon d'or, de Di Stefano à Messi, sont soumis au vote du public pour le « Ballon d'or of All-Time ». Le Ballon d'or 2008 de Cristiano Ronaldo mène avec 75 % des voix, selon l'organisation.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'échange avec Louise (« Louise, on appelle ça la ferveur ») marche, mais le titre au thermomètre est mou et les tics s'empilent sans image forte.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Le meilleur joueur de l’histoire élu à un euro la voix, résultat après la cérémonie

Le vote du public pour le « Ballon d'or of All-Time » reste ouvert jusqu'au 27 octobre à 23h59, au lendemain de la 70e cérémonie du Ballon d'or à Londres. Selon VoetbalPrimeur, le vainqueur sera annoncé le 28 octobre, sans trophée.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Je ne conteste pas la saison. Je conteste la caisse » est du bon Marcel deadpan, mais le reste aligne les faits sans autre trouvaille.

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