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Ronaldo warmed up and never came on in Norway, Freddy reopens his substitutions folder

Left on the bench against Norway after a long warm-up, Cristiano Ronaldo walked out of the Portugal camp. In his statement, he says Jorge Jesus was to admit that mistake at a press conference.

Freddy sits on a touchline bench reading his substitution binder while a player warms up beside him on a sloping pitch.

Tactically, I want to talk about the warm-up. Cristiano Ronaldo, 41, warmed up for a long time against Norway and never came on. Then he left the Portugal camp before the Denmark game. On Tuesday he published a long statement.

In it, a coach’s sentence: Jorge Jesus had asked him whether he felt able to play 30 minutes. He said yes. And then nothing. At my place, that’s called a Tuesday. I ask someone if he can last half an hour, he says yes, and by the 70th minute I have to bring on the one who has to leave to pick up the kids. Five substitutions, two of them logistical.

The 41-year-old warming up, I know him. Mine is younger, but he jogs round pitch 2 with the same dignity, uphill along one side.

What gets me is the aftermath. A video call with the national coach, the adviser Tiago Craveiro and Simão Coutinho, Al-Nassr’s sporting director. A document of eight points that Jesus was to read out at a press conference. Among them: admit a mistake over the warm-up without a substitution in Oslo. Ronaldo insists no note asked the coach for an apology.

My dressing room doesn’t need a video call: it has the club delegate. Eight points, I got my folder out, wrote three in biro, and settled on “let’s redo the block”.

Silly question, but if you warm up and don’t play, what are you warming up for?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

Ronaldo also admits he did not greet the fans after the game in Norway. He apologises for it, to them, to his teammates and to the Portuguese people, and says he should not have left. Jorge Jesus had publicly stood by his choices and left the door open. Ronaldo says he is available and ready to accept a sanction.

As for me, I’ve stuck a note in my folder: ask for the 30 minutes after the match, not before.

It’s true, we checked: The Guardian.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « C est le seul angle qui rit d'un rituel commun, l'échauffement sans entrée, sans arbitrer le conflit, et sa chute retombe sur Freddy. D est plus drôle, mais sa drôlerie repose sur le portrait de Ronaldo en auteur des mots de son sélectionneur. »

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Ronaldo s’excuse et dénonce Jorge Jesus dans le même texte, le thermomètre suit

Dans un communiqué publié mardi, Cristiano Ronaldo accuse Jorge Jesus d'avoir rompu sa parole pour la deuxième fois, tout en s'excusant d'avoir quitté le rassemblement du Portugal. Il se dit disponible et prêt à accepter une sanction.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Communiqué après communiqué » fonctionne, mais « dit-il dans The Guardian » déforme la source et « là, c'est une honte » fait prendre parti à Nadine contre Jesus.

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LouiseThe Intern

Ronaldo valide les huit points que Jorge Jesus devait lire en conférence de presse

Cristiano Ronaldo dit avoir validé un document de huit points que le sélectionneur Jorge Jesus devait énoncer en conférence de presse avant le match au Danemark. Il le révèle dans un communiqué publié mardi.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La question candide sur qui écrit la conférence de presse est la meilleure trouvaille, mais tout l'article revient à montrer Ronaldo dictant le texte de son coach, ce qu'il ne partagera jamais en riant.

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