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Vitor Bruno says “it’s my fault” several times after the exit, Louise counts

Beaten 2-1 at Beerschot on Sunday, Anderlecht are out of the Belgian Cup on their first outing. Manager Vitor Bruno said several times that the defeat was his fault, while insisting the team was playing better.

Louise on a morning train adds a tally stroke to a column in her tabbed notebook, beside a small sketch of a coach with hand on heart.}

Anderlecht lost 2-1 at Beerschot and are out of the Belgian Cup in their first match. That much I understood straight away: in basketball too, when you lose, you’re out.

What I understood less is the aftermath. I opened the “press conferences” tab of my notebook, on the 7:32 train. Vitor Bruno said: “It’s my fault we lost.” Several times. I marked each one with a small tick. Silly question, but if it’s his fault, why say it several times? Once is a confession. Several is almost a method.

Then he said the team had caused Beerschot plenty of problems, even with 10 men, and that it is “playing better than in previous weeks”. I made a “better” column and a “knocked out” column. Both are filled in. I’m told that’s normal, that every manager sees the positives. Fine, but what does that mean?

He also mentioned circumstances you don’t control: no VAR in the Cup. I had a whole tab on VAR taking too long. I need to open one on VAR going missing.

Ludwig Augustinsson says his teammates told him there was a foul before the second goal. He doesn’t claim it himself, he’s passing it on. I found that honest. He points out that ten players arrived this summer and that the team is “under construction”. In basketball, we’d say you’re playing without knowing the plays.

And the crisis? Vitor Bruno answered that he doesn’t see the situation that way. Before this match, Anderlecht were fifth in the Pro League with 0 out of 6 in the Europa League. I have no official definition of a crisis. I checked, and actually nobody knows.

A crisis is when the club delegate stops turning up. As long as he comes, we’re building.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

Next trip: Jagiellonia Bialystok, then Gent. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: L'Avenir.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise transforme un tic de conférence de presse réel, le « c'est ma faute » répété, en comptage candide, sans jamais quitter le noyau. Vitor Bruno pourrait la partager en souriant ; Freddy était solide mais plus dispersé. »

NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Anderlecht sorti de la Coupe par le Beerschot, Vitor Bruno voit du mieux : le thermomètre hésite

Anderlecht a été éliminé de la Coupe de Belgique dès son entrée en lice, battu 2-1 au Beerschot dimanche, avec Ali Maamar exclu à l'heure de jeu. Vitor Bruno a répété « C'est ma faute si on a perdu » et dit ne pas voir de crise.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les deux températures sont bien posées, mais « c'est une honte » adressé au club pèse plus que le rire. Le groupe WhatsApp et la VAR qui manque soudain restent tièdes, et le titre frôle les 100 caractères.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Anderlecht regrette l’absence de VAR en Coupe, Marcel n’y voit aucune perte

Éliminé 2-1 par le Beerschot dès son entrée en Coupe de Belgique, Anderlecht a fini à dix après l'exclusion d'Ali Maamar. Vitor Bruno a évoqué des circonstances hors de contrôle, visant l'absence de VAR dans la compétition.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Perdre sans savoir exactement pourquoi » est une belle ligne. En revanche, « la Coupe, dernier endroit sans VAR » et la VAR au Jagiellonia sont des affirmations absentes du noyau.

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FreddyThe Gaffer

Anderlecht a dix nouveaux joueurs « en construction », un mister de P3 sort la truelle

Ludwig Augustinsson a rappelé qu'Anderlecht a recruté dix nouveaux joueurs cet été et que l'équipe est encore en construction, après l'élimination 2-1 au Beerschot en Coupe de Belgique. Vitor Bruno a assumé la défaite.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Le même ballon » et l'imprimante qui a connu l'ancien mister font rire. Mais la truelle du titre n'apparaît nulle part dans le corps, et le terrain en pente recycle l'exemple de la charte.

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