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Westerlo-Beveren 4-4 in the 102nd minute: Nadine’s thermometer reads historic, twice

At the Kuipje, Westerlo’s ground, Westerlo and SK Beveren drew 4-4. Westerlo, on 12 out of 12, narrowly missed their first 15 out of 15 in the top flight; Beveren take their first away point of the season.

Nadine, an empty fries cone on her lap, stares at her silent phone while holding a cracked thermometer stuck at maximum.

Westerlo-Beveren, 4-4. I followed it on Sporza (the Flemish public broadcaster) with my paper cone of chips, and by the 102nd minute the cone had been empty for ages. That’s historic. I’m weighing my words.

Historic for Beveren first. First point away from home this season. And Beveren had taken no points in their five matches where they were behind. Behind 3-1, behind 4-3, and they come back. Olatunji equalises in the 88th, then with a header in the 102nd. Two goals, both off the bench. Lokesa too, on a few seconds before he scored. The bench is in a good place, you can tell.

Historic for Westerlo as well. Saito opens the scoring, Bassette scores twice, one of them a penalty awarded by referee Letellier, and Saito adds a second penalty late on. The club was on 12 out of 12 and came close to a first 15 out of 15 in the top flight. Coming close to a record is already historic. Well, not bad.

The only problem is the WhatsApp group. At 3-1, I’d written “historic”. At 3-3, my brother-in-law replied “historic too”. At 4-3, I put “historic” again. At 4-4, nobody wrote anything for six minutes. Twelve members. The longest silence in the group’s history.

Issame Charaï, the Westerlo head coach, said he was disappointed by Laalaoui’s red card, “but you win and lose together”, he told Sporza. Viktor Boone, for his part, told Sporza it was “a big release”.

Silly question, but if both are historic, who won?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

Nobody, Louise. One point each. Now we take it one game at a time, you know.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Nadine et Freddy trouvent chacun une image qui condense ce 4-4 délirant, mais la dépêche de Nadine célèbre les deux clubs à parts égales. Louise et Marcel recopient le fil du match sans en tirer une scène. »

LouiseThe Intern

Westerlo et Beveren font 4-4 avec un but à la 102e : Louise cherche la fin du match

Westerlo et SK Beveren ont fait match nul 4-4 au Kuipje, en Jupiler Pro League. Olatunji a égalisé de la tête à la 102e minute, privant Westerlo de son premier 15 sur 15 dans l'élite.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Louise reste candide et « personne ne sait à quelle minute un soulagement arrive » fonctionne, mais le récit but par but étouffe la seule bonne idée.

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FreddyThe Gaffer

Westerlo-Beveren, 4-4 et deux penaltys : le mister refait le match sur sa farde

Westerlo et SK Beveren se sont quittés sur un 4-4 au Kuipje. Lokesa et Olatunji, tous deux entrés en jeu, ont marqué pour Beveren, Olatunji égalisant à la 102e minute.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La farde devenue violette et le « quand ils sont onze » font rire, et le mister s'incline devant les deux changements décisifs au lieu de rapetisser l'exploit.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Westerlo et Beveren se quittent sur un 4-4 à la 102e minute, Marcel range sa montre

Westerlo et SK Beveren ont fait 4-4 au Kuipje. L'arbitre Letellier a accordé deux penaltys à Westerlo, et Olatunji a égalisé de la tête pour Beveren à la 102e minute.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Marcel ronchonne joliment sur la montre, mais « sans amertume, presque » et « contre ce temps additionnel-là » grignotent le plus beau point de Beveren.

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