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Leko gives a “donderspeech” at half-time against Lens: Louise wants the script

Ivan Leko gave a “donderspeech” (a thunderclap speech) at half-time in Club Brugge-Lens, according to his players, with the Club leading after a very poor first half. Bruges won comfortably on Wednesday at the Jan Breydel in the Champions League.

Louise, notebook open, peers into a locker room where a coach speaks under a small storm cloud to seated players.

Word of the day in my notebook, under the “dressing room” tab: “donderspeech”. A thunderclap speech. According to the Club Brugge players, Ivan Leko gave one at half-time against Lens on Wednesday at the Jan Breydel. Bruges won comfortably afterwards. The source doesn’t give the score, I looked twice.

Silly question, but if it was a thunderclap, what did he say? I checked, and actually nobody tells it. We know there was a speech, we know it was loud, we know it worked. The text, nothing. It’s the only speech everyone quotes without quoting it.

What I did note down is what Leko said afterwards, according to Sporza: “There was a big difference between our halves. Before the break we were defending something we didn’t have. We were scared.” And what stopped me: at the break, Bruges were leading. So you can lead and still be scared. I underlined that twice.

He also said that in the second half he saw his real team again, playing “without fear and with respect for our opponent. With courage, pressing. I’m proud of this result.” I conclude that the real team stays in the dressing room for forty-five minutes and it takes a thunderclap to get it out. I’m told it’s always been like this, fine, but what does that mean?

I asked the newsroom.

You’ll never know the text. A half-time speech stays in the Portakabin.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

Leko then praised Yann Sommer, man of the match “last week and now again”, Carlos Forbs, and Joaquin Seys, who scored his first Champions League goal and whom he sees “in the Premier League soon”. Three points, well placed for the top 24, and no calculations, he warned. I did the maths on one thing only: zero known sentences from the most famous speech of the night. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B tient un angle unique et drôle, un discours célèbre dont on ne connaît aucune phrase, porté par une Louise sincère jusqu'au calcul final. A est presque aussi drôle mais disperse ses gags de vestiaire au lieu de construire une chute. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Leko réveille Bruges d’un « donderspeech » à la pause : le mister ressort sa farde

Le Club de Bruges a largement battu Lens mercredi soir au Jan Breydel en Ligue des champions. Selon les joueurs, Ivan Leko a tenu un « donderspeech » à la mi-temps après une première période très faible, conclue malgré tout avec l'avantage.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La pente qui excuse le jeu latéral et la farde qui vit loin de la table parce que « la buvette finance le club » font mouche, mais la causerie s'étire en inventaire et la dernière phrase boite.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Bruges apeuré puis large vainqueur de Lens : Nadine a tout ressenti en un soir

Le Club de Bruges a largement battu Lens mercredi au Jan Breydel en Ligue des champions, après une première période très faible. Le champion de Belgique est bien placé pour le top 24, mais Ivan Leko refuse de faire des calculs.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le thermomètre honte-historique fonctionne et la réplique de Marcel est juste, mais « une honte » adressé au Club frôle le chambrage du camp, et la chute en cliché est attendue.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Leko compare Sommer à Mignolet après la victoire sur Lens : Marcel approuve, pour une fois

Après la large victoire du Club de Bruges contre Lens en Ligue des champions, Ivan Leko a loué Yann Sommer, qui a sauvé son équipe à plusieurs reprises. L'entraîneur a comparé son rôle à celui que tenait Simon Mignolet par le passé au Club.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Cela s'appelait la mi-temps » est du pur Marcel, mais le score lu à la friterie contredit la source et la fin « C'est l'époque » s'éteint au lieu de conclure.

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