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Martinez compares Nico Paz to Maradona on the UEFA site: Marcel rereads his weekly

Technical observer for UEFA, Roberto Martinez compared Nico Paz to Diego Maradona in an analysis published on the official site. The Como player, 22, scored twice and set up a goal against Manchester United, beaten 4-1.

At a chip shop, Marcel holds his paper football weekly with a skeptical look while a neighbor shows a glowing phone.

Como beat Manchester United 4-1 in the Champions League. Wednesday. At the Sinigaglia. I read it at the chip shop, on my neighbour’s mobile, because my weekly had not yet had time to be proud.

Nico Paz is 22. He opened the scoring in under two minutes. He set up Tasos Douvikas early in the second half. Then he took the ball off Carlos Baleba, ran 25 metres, and finished. Man of the match. Nothing to add. A good game is watched, not commented on.

Roberto Martinez commented on it. He is a technical observer for UEFA. He wrote on the official site: “It was like watching Maradona, watching that type of player that gets the team on his shoulders.”

In 1980, there was no technical observer. There was a man at the café who said the kid was good. The next day, the paper said the same thing, only shorter. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

Nobody was compared to Maradona. He was the comparison. Now he gets lent out. On the internet, to a boy from Como.

Marcel, the ball won off Baleba, that’s high pressing. I run that on Tuesday. When we’ve got eleven, that is.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

Martinez also wrote: “I love Nico’s clinical touch.” Clinical. We used to talk about feet. He led Portugal to victory in the Nations League in 2025. A competition that did not exist back when we still knew what a friendly was.

Friendlies, Nico Paz has played a few. He scored in three consecutive matches with Argentina. And on Saturday, Como hosted Sassuolo. He was not in the starting eleven. Compared to Maradona, and not a starter. Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against this progress.

The boy spoke of “one of the most special nights in my life”. That one, I leave to him.

It’s true, we checked: Football Italia.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Marcel tient sa voix sans un point d'exclamation, et sa grogne porte sur la manie de la comparaison, pas sur le joueur ni sur Martinez. Les trois autres versions s'essoufflent ou déforment le calendrier. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Nico Paz vole le ballon à Baleba et court 25 mètres : le mister ressort son pressing

Como a battu Manchester United 4-1 en Ligue des champions, mercredi, au Sinigaglia. Nico Paz, 22 ans, homme du match, a marqué deux fois et délivré une passe décisive, dont un but né du pressing haut voulu par Cesc Fabregas.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La course de 25 mètres en montée fait sourire, mais la fin recycle la blague des enfants du guide maison, et « sur le banc » dit plus que « pas dans le onze de départ ».

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LouiseThe Intern

Martinez compare Nico Paz à Maradona : Louise découvre le métier d’observateur technique

Roberto Martinez, ancien sélectionneur de la Belgique, a comparé Nico Paz à Diego Maradona dans une analyse publiée sur le site de l'UEFA, où il intervient comme observateur technique. Le milieu de Como a marqué deux buts et délivré une passe décisive dans la victoire 4-1 contre Manchester United.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La case Maradona dans la grille avait du potentiel, mais « le noyau ne dit pas pourquoi » casse le pacte, et le reste est un relevé de faits sans chute.

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