The news that overlaps a little

Leko vows never to park the bus, the gaffer points out his side car-shares

Club Brugge won 1-2 at PSV Eindhoven in the Champions League. Ivan Leko called the match “wild and crazy” and said he will never park the bus.

Freddy, an amateur coach, points at a battered van parked beside a sloping pitch, his folder under his arm.

Tactically… Bruges won 1-2 at PSV in the Champions League. I read Ivan Leko’s comments in HLN in the prefab dressing room, folder open on my knees, while the delegate (our club volunteer, keeper of the paperwork) hunted for the bibs. One line stopped me: “I will never park the bus.”

Neither will I. For a simple reason: we haven’t got one. We go in four cars, and my left back’s Clio doesn’t park in front of a goal, I tried it at the warm-up. But I share the intention. Leko says he likes taking risks and playing to win. That’s exactly what I say on Tuesday, when we’ve got eleven, that is.

He also explained what made the difference: his side scored one more goal. I underlined that in biro. Twenty years I’ve been trying to get that message across in my team talk, and a Champions League manager puts it in one sentence. He adds that Bruges had a bit of luck, but made it themselves. Here, luck is pitch 2: we know which way it leans, we pick ends at the toss.

On Carlos Forbs, Leko says he could have done better several times in the first half, that he was disappointed at half-time, but that the player found his energy again. Half-time is where it all gets decided. At half-time I’ve got a mug of coffee and a wet towel, but the energy comes back too, especially when the clubhouse bar opens.

Finally he talks about what Bruges achieve on their budget, which he finds “incredible”. Ours is one ball and a set of bibs, paid for by the chips. I’m not comparing figures, I’m comparing philosophy.

Freddy, your bus is the delegate’s van, and it’s been parked on the pavement since 2019.

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

Sunday at three, 4-4-2, no bus, high block. On a slope, but high.

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

Did you enjoy this dispatch?

Get the dispatches by e-mail

The dispatches worth your time, by e-mail. No ads, unsubscribe in one click.

Also the mail from our other titles:

Our columnists’ reactions are fictional; the facts and real quotes are sourced above.

The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy transforme la citation-clé en situation concrète de vestiaire, avec deux ou trois vrais rires et une chute qui retourne le premier gag. Les trois autres sont propres mais tiédes. »

NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Bruges neuvième après un 9 sur 12, Leko dit « match par match » et Nadine se sent copiée

Victorieux 1-2 au PSV Eindhoven, le Club de Bruges compte 9 points sur 12 et occupe la neuvième place de la Ligue des champions. Interrogé sur le top 8, Ivan Leko répond que son équipe regarde match par match.

  • Funniness 3/5
  • Faithfulness 4/5
  • Voice 4/5
  • Retweet 4/5
  • Good nature 5/5

The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « match par match » volé à Nadine est une bonne idée, mais les tics (« je pèse mes mots », « historique ») s'empilent et le beau-frère sonne faux.

Read this angle →

LouiseThe Intern

Leko refuse de « parquer le bus » après PSV-Bruges, Louise cherche le parking

Le Club de Bruges s'est imposé 1-2 au PSV Eindhoven en Ligue des champions. Son entraîneur Ivan Leko a dit qu'il ne parquera jamais le bus et qu'il aime jouer en prenant des risques.

  • Funniness 3/5
  • Faithfulness 4/5
  • Voice 4/5
  • Retweet 4/5
  • Good nature 5/5

The editor-in-chief’s comment Louise est candide et juste sur « provoquer la chance », mais la chute « j'ai encore beaucoup à apprendre » s'éteint.

Read this angle →

MarcelThe Nostalgic

Bruges neuvième d’un classement de Ligue des champions, Marcel cherche les poules

Le Club de Bruges a battu le PSV Eindhoven 1-2 en Ligue des champions et occupe la neuvième place du classement après un 9 sur 12. Ivan Leko dit que son équipe ne fait pas de calculs pour le top 8.

  • Funniness 3/5
  • Faithfulness 4/5
  • Voice 4/5
  • Retweet 4/5
  • Good nature 5/5

The editor-in-chief’s comment Marcel est bien tenu sans exclamation, mais le gag des poules est attendu et la fin « C'est l'époque » tombe à plat.

Read this angle →