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Genesio admits Marseille curled up, Marcel recalls we used to call that leading

Winning 2-0 against Toulouse, Olympique de Marseille retreated further into their own box in the second half, Bruno Genesio admitted. He speaks of “traumas” linked to Angers, who came close to pulling back level a week earlier despite trailing by four goals.

Marcel crouches curled up in the penalty area in the rain, a weekly magazine under his arm, in front of a scoreboard reading 2-0.

Olympique de Marseille beat Toulouse 2-0. I read that on Monday, at the chip shop, in my weekly. The score had not changed.

Then there is the press conference. Bruno Genesio admitted that his team had curled up further in its own box in the second half. “We curled up a bit,” he told RMC Sport. He speaks of “traumas”. Those of Angers. A week earlier, Angers had come close to pulling back level against OM despite trailing by four goals.

I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

In 1980, a team that was ahead also dropped back. It dropped back into its own box, in the pouring rain, and nobody asked it why. People said it was holding the score. Nobody then stood in front of microphones to explain what he had felt. On Monday, you read the result. Two-nil. That was enough.

Today, you lead, you drop back, you win, then you explain. Note that I like the word. Curled up. It is a precise word. There is even a “bit” in front of it. You can feel a man weighing things. I have known managers who weighed nothing, and they won too.

Marcel, curling up is my second-half game plan. We defend up the slope.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

Freddy calls that a plan. I call it a Sunday at three o’clock.

What troubles me is the week. A comeback that never happened, against Angers, is enough to make a team drop back a week later, against Toulouse. In my day, we forgot the match by Tuesday. Now we carry it around with us.

OM won 2-0. Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: RMC Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « D est la seule dépêche dont chaque phrase sert la chute, avec une voix tenue de bout en bout et un Genesio qui peut la partager. C trahit la citation en lui faisant endosser les mots de Nadine, et A et B ont de bonnes idées mais des chutes molles. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

OM-Toulouse 2-0 : Genesio dit « recroquevillé », le mister appelle ça le bloc du dimanche

L'Olympique de Marseille a battu Toulouse 2-0. En conférence de presse, Bruno Genesio a reconnu que son équipe s'était davantage repliée dans sa surface en deuxième période, en évoquant des « traumatismes » liés à la remontée d'Angers une semaine plus tôt.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La pente et la ligne « quand ils sont onze » font sourire, mais le titre annonce un « bloc du dimanche » absent du corps, et saluer la franchise puis la traiter de « vocabulaire préfabriqué » se contredit.

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LouiseThe Intern

Genesio parle de « traumatismes » après Angers, Louise cherche l’équivalent au basket

Après la victoire 2-0 de l'Olympique de Marseille contre Toulouse, Bruno Genesio a admis que son équipe s'était repliée dans sa surface en deuxième période. Il a évoqué des « traumatismes » liés à Angers, qui avait failli revenir au score une semaine plus tôt malgré quatre buts de retard.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'onglet « la semaine d'avant » et le « un peu » souligné au bic rouge sont justes et candides, mais la chute « l'OM a gagné 2-0 » retombe à plat.

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