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Lamkel Zé “close to” Radomiak Radom: Louise looks for the exact distance

Didier Lamkel Zé, a 30-year-old Cameroonian winger who has played for Antwerp, Kortrijk and STVV, is reportedly close to a transfer to Radomiak Radom, according to Voetbalkrant and Africafoot. The club is second from bottom in the Polish top flight.

Louise stretches a tape measure between her notebook and a club crest on a wall, trying to find the exact distance of 'close'.

Silly question, but at how many metres are you “close” to a club? I read at Voetbalkrant that Didier Lamkel Zé, a 30-year-old Cameroonian winger, is reportedly close to a transfer to Radomiak Radom, in Poland. Africafoot also writes that he is close to an agreement. Two outlets, the same word, no unit of measurement.

I opened my notebook at the “transfers” tab, which is the thickest even though I only arrived in September. I noted down the week’s vocabulary. “Reportedly close.” “Is said to have had offers.” “Does not seem to have a follow-up.” Three conditionals for one person who, as far as I read, has said nothing. In basketball, a transfer is announced when it’s signed. I looked.

Now the facts, because my section editor always asks for them first. Radomiak Radom are second from bottom in the Polish top flight and fighting to avoid relegation. According to Africafoot, the player would choose Poland for the sporting project, hoping to relaunch his career. There was also reportedly interest from Hungary and Saudi Arabia. In January he had joined Kazma SC in Kuwait, where he spent a season.

I wanted to understand the “sporting project”. I was told every club has one. I asked if I could read it. Nobody had it on them.

In Belgium he has played for Antwerp, Kortrijk and STVV, and he left the Bosuil (Antwerp’s ground) in 2021. He is a Cameroon international, with three caps. I was also given the list of his clubs over the last five seasons: Dunajska Streda, Khimki, FC Metz, Kortrijk, Wydad Casablanca, Hatayspor, Sakaryaspor, Karagümrük, STVV, Qingdao Hainiu and Kazma SC. I looked those towns up on a map. It took a second tab.

Close is when you’re sitting next to each other. The rest is newspaper.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

I checked, and actually nobody knows how many kilometres are left. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: Voetbalkrant.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise rit des mots du mercato sans faire du joueur la cible, et elle reste dans le noyau. B et C font de ses nombreux clubs un gag, et D invente une scène vue. »

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Lamkel Zé choisirait la Pologne pour le « projet sportif » : Nadine y voit un signe

Selon Africafoot, Didier Lamkel Zé est proche d'un accord avec Radomiak Radom, avant-dernier de la première division polonaise, et choisirait la Pologne pour le projet sportif. L'ancien joueur d'Antwerp aurait aussi suscité de l'intérêt en Hongrie et en Arabie saoudite.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La réplique de Freddy et le « je suis Radomiak » fonctionnent, mais la liste recopiée à chaque nouveau club fait rire de l'instabilité du joueur, et le cliché final dilue la chute.

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Lamkel Zé serait proche de Radomiak, avant-dernier : le mister connaît ce maintien

Didier Lamkel Zé, ailier camerounais de 30 ans, serait proche d'un transfert vers Radomiak Radom, selon Voetbalkrant. Le club occupe l'avant-dernière place de la première division polonaise et lutte pour son maintien.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le projet sportif qui « commence par le 4-4-2 » est bon, mais la P3 occupe le centre du texte et le délégué qui refait les licences une fois par an se moque du nombre de clubs du joueur.

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