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Xavi, first foreign coach of the Netherlands since Happel, Marcel remembers

Xavi Hernández becomes the first foreign coach of the Netherlands since Ernst Happel, whose ten-month spell ended in 1978, on Thursday. He faces Jürgen Klopp’s Germany at the Johan Cruyff Arena in Amsterdam.

Marcel watches an old TV showing Xavi Hernández hiding his lineup, with a portrait of Ernst Happel on the wall.

Xavi Hernández takes charge of his first match as Netherlands coach on Thursday, against Jürgen Klopp’s Germany, at the Johan Cruyff Arena in Amsterdam, in the Nations League. He is the country’s first foreign coach since Ernst Happel, whose ten-month spell ended in 1978.

Ernst Happel, I saw him manage. Ten months, and people still talk about it. Note that I’m not against foreign coaches. I’m against the fact that people bring it up as if it were new.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

Unlike Ronald Koeman and Louis van Gaal before him, Xavi keeps his starting eleven secret until about ninety minutes before kick-off. “I don’t say anything about my starting eleven. That way everyone stays a hundred per cent involved,” he told Dutch broadcaster NOS.

Xavi also declined to discuss the Netherlands’ last-32 exit at the World Cup. “I don’t talk about the past,” he told the Guardian. Across the pitch, Klopp has pointed out that he arguably knows the Dutch squad better than Xavi does himself. “I actually know more of the Dutch players personally than Xavi does. Whether that’s an advantage, I don’t know, but it’s still a fact,” the German coach said, having only met his own group on Monday for Thursday’s match.

A German manager who knows the opponent’s dressing room better than their own coach. In 1980, we barely knew the opponent’s first names before kick-off, and it didn’t stop anyone from playing. Note that I’m not nostalgic. I’m informed.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

On the Dutch side, Virgil van Dijk keeps the captain’s armband, having considered stepping away from the national team over the summer before deciding to continue. Joey Veerman, now at Borussia Dortmund, returns to the squad after more than two years away.

In my day, the line-up came out in the Saturday paper, and people argued about it at the chip shop right up to kick-off. Now they keep it like a state secret, only to reveal it between two adverts. Well. It’s the times.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

Whatever happens on Thursday, it will be written down somewhere. In 1978, Marcel notes, it was written down too, just on paper that has since yellowed. Enfin. C’est l’époque.

It’s true, we checked: The Guardian.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy trouve le seul vrai décalage incarné : ce qui est un choix tactique chez Xavi est une contrainte subie dans son vestiaire du dimanche. Les trois autres sont propres mais plafonnent au sourire. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Xavi garde son onze secret jusqu’à 90 minutes du match, Freddy connaît ça aussi

Xavi Hernández fait ses débuts jeudi comme sélectionneur des Pays-Bas contre l'Allemagne de Jürgen Klopp, à la Johan Cruyff Arena d'Amsterdam. Contrairement à ses prédécesseurs, il garde sa composition de départ secrète jusqu'à environ une heure et demie avant le coup d'envoi.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Ce n'est pas une stratégie, c'est une fatalité » et le poste incertain de deux joueurs connus depuis la maternelle font vraiment rire, même si le titre « connaît ça aussi » laisse la chute molle.

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LouiseThe Intern

Xavi refuse de parler du passé, Louise se demande depuis quand exactement

Xavi Hernández a refusé de commenter l'élimination des Pays-Bas en 32e de finale de la Coupe du monde, affirmant qu'il ne parle pas du passé. Il fait ses débuts jeudi comme sélectionneur contre l'Allemagne de Jürgen Klopp.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La question candide sur la minute où commence le passé fonctionne, mais le second blockquote résume au lieu de relancer et remue l'élimination au Mondial.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Klopp convoque 44 joueurs pour quatre matches, Nadine trouve son groupe WhatsApp modeste

Jürgen Klopp a convoqué un groupe élargi de 44 joueurs pour ses quatre matches de Ligue des nations contre les Pays-Bas, la Serbie et la Grèce. L'effectif est scindé en deux groupes distincts, seul le gardien Finn Dahmen figurant dans les deux.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le groupe WhatsApp de douze face aux 44 est une bonne idée d'échelle, mais la réaction se dilue en deux temps. « Premier match de sélectionneur » pour Klopp glisse une précision que le noyau ne donne pas.

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