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AC Milan fan Tresoldi scores three against Inter: “a bit like a derby”

Nicolò Tresoldi, Club Brugge’s 22-year-old striker, scored a hat-trick in the 3-4 win at Inter Milan. He grew up near Milan and supports AC Milan, according to Sporza and Walfoot.

Louise on a train frowns at her notebook, where four tangled arrows link two stadiums, a lit stadium visible through the window.

Silly question, but isn’t a derby a match between two teams from the same city?

I wrote that in the notebook, tab “words”, on the 7:32 train. Bruges won 3-4 at San Siro, against Inter Milan. Nicolò Tresoldi scored three goals. He grew up near Milan and supports AC Milan, according to Sporza and Walfoot. And he told Walfoot: “For me, it was a bit like a derby… It’s huge!”

So I redrew the diagram. A derby is Milan against Milan. Here it was Bruges against Milan. But Tresoldi, in his head, was playing for the other Milan, in a Bruges shirt, in the stadium of both Milans. I drew arrows. There are four and they cross.

The rest I understood faster. Penalty for a foul on Carlos Forbs, Tresoldi scores, 0-1. Lautaro Martínez equalises just before the break. Goalkeeper Josep Martínez gets a long ball wrong, Tresoldi scores into the empty net. Then the hat-trick, 1-3. Lautaro, 2-3. Romeo Vermant scores with a chip, 2-4. A chip. I looked for the vinegar. Bonny makes it 3-4 at the end, Bruges hold on.

Tresoldi also said it was “indescribable”, with his family and friends there. He still described it in four sentences. I think that’s nice.

A derby, Louise, is when you know the table-football regulars at the clubhouse bar across the road.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

And Bruges had already won at San Siro in 2003, against AC Milan that time, Sporza and HLN point out. Same stadium, the other Milan. I added a tab. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise tire toute la dépêche d'une seule citation réelle, prise au pied de la lettre, sans rien inventer, et la chute de Freddy en blockquote la complète. Les autres angles trébuchent sur un jour inventé, un mot de jugement ou un effet méta. »

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Bruges gagne 3-4 à l’Inter, Nadine a encaissé trois buts pour le plaisir

Le Club de Bruges a battu l'Inter Milan 3-4 à San Siro, en Ligue des champions, avec un triplé de Nicolò Tresoldi. Bonny a réduit l'écart dans le temps additionnel, mais Bruges a tenu.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le chat qui se lève et le beau-frère retiré puis remis dans le groupe sont drôles, mais « Une honte » sur l'égalisation de l'Inter est un jugement, et les « trois minutes » d'additionnel ne sont pas dans le noyau.

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