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Ravenna announces “the return is real” for Ronaldinho, Louise looks for the other return

Ravenna announced on Instagram that Ronaldinho, who retired in 2015, will play again on 15 November against Forli in Serie C. In June, the club spoke of a final stint to score his “last goal as a professional”.

Louise on a train holds a pen over a blank notebook page, beside a folded yellow and red number 10 shirt on the seat.

Silly question, but why does anyone need to say a return is real? Ravenna posted on Instagram: “The magic never went away. Now is the time to bring it back onto the pitch. On 15 November, Ronaldinho plays again. In yellow and red. Ravenna-Forli. The return is real.”

I copied the sentence into my notebook, under the tab “Expressions”, and opened a new tab: “Unreal returns”. It’s empty. I checked, and actually nobody knows what should go in it.

What I do know. Ronaldinho retired in 2015, after Fluminense. He played for PSG, Barça and AC Milan. He won the Champions League in 2006, the Copa Libertadores in 2013, the World Cup in 2002. And on 15 November, he plays matchday 14 of Serie C, group B. I was told that’s the third division. I asked if that was bad. I was told: no, it’s lovely.

Second mystery, the magic. The message says it never went away, and that it has to be brought back. I read it three times on the 7:32 train. If it didn’t leave, where is it coming back from? A colleague told me “from the dressing room”. I’m digging.

Magic, in my day, wasn’t announced. You saw it on Sunday. Well. It’s the times.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

Third point, a more precise one. In June, the owner, Ignazio Cipriani, said Ronaldinho would “certainly take part in a league match, maybe a few more”. I like that sentence. It holds a certainty and a maybe, like an honest weather forecast. He had also denied it was a marketing stunt and announced that the player was joining the club’s capital. The shirts carry his brand, R10.

The aim is a “last goal as a professional”. I noted that they announce the last one before the first. Ravenna are second, eight points behind Spezia, after ten matchdays.

Anyway, I still have a lot to learn. My “Unreal returns” tab stays open.

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise fait rire du texte même du club (le « retour est réel », la magie qui revient sans être partie) sans jamais rien retirer au joueur ni à la Serie C. C'est l'angle que Ravenne et Ronaldinho repartageraient sans hésiter. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Ronaldinho reprend en Serie C le 15 novembre, le mister libère déjà un numéro

Ravenne a annoncé sur Instagram que Ronaldinho, retraité depuis 2015, rejouera le 15 novembre contre Forli, pour la 14e journée du groupe B de la Serie C. Le club est deuxième avec 20 points, huit de moins que Spezia.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La buvette comme capital et le 4-4-2 dont l'ailier va chercher les enfants font sourire, mais la causerie empile les gags de vestiaire sans chute vraiment nette, et Nadine prête à Ronaldinho un « choix » de la Serie C que le noyau ne dit pas.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Ronaldinho rejouera en Serie C le 15 novembre, le thermomètre de Nadine hésite

Retraité depuis 2015, Ronaldinho rejouera avec Ravenne le 15 novembre contre Forli, en Serie C, a annoncé le club. Ravenne est deuxième du groupe B avec 20 points, huit de moins que Spezia.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le retournement « une honte pour les grands clubs » est malin, mais le beau-frère qui répond sèchement « Serie C » rapetisse la division de Ravenne et les clichés d'interview s'empilent en fin de texte.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Ronaldinho revient pour un « dernier but » en Serie C, Marcel note qu’on l’annonce d’avance

Ravenne a annoncé sur Instagram que Ronaldinho rejouera le 15 novembre contre Forli en Serie C. Le club avait annoncé en juin une dernière pige, avec l'objectif de marquer son « dernier but en tant que professionnel ».

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le dernier but qu'on ne connaissait qu'après coup est une vraie trouvaille de Marcel, mais le ton bougon sur la marque R10 et le marketing laisse un léger reproche que Ravenne ne partagerait pas franchement.

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