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Pocognoli didn’t hear fans sing his name, and Freddy knows that silence

Scotland beat North Macedonia 2-0 in Skopje in the Nations League, Sébastien Pocognoli’s first win as a national team manager. He didn’t hear the fans sing his name: Andy Robertson told him after the match.

Freddy, an amateur coach, cups a hand to his ear beside a sloping pitch while people at the canteen hatch call out for their glasses.

Tactically, we need to talk about Skopje. Scotland won 2-0 away to North Macedonia on Saturday night, in League B of the Nations League. First win for Sébastien Pocognoli as manager, after a 0-0 draw with Slovenia and a 3-0 home defeat to Switzerland. It ended a run of five games without a goal. Five. I know the feeling. Where I am, we call that the start of the season.

The Daily Record praised an aggressive, attacking side, flat out from start to finish. That, I run on Tuesday. When we’ve got eleven, that is.

But what stopped me was what came next. The Scotland fans sang his name to the tune of the Balamory theme, a children’s TV show over there, and he heard none of it. It was Andy Robertson, his captain, who told him after the match. The captain comes over to break the news to the gaffer. With me, it’s the club delegate, folder under his arm, who tells me in the clubhouse bar what happened during the game. I’m on the bench, towel on my knees, phone buzzing, and I can’t hear a thing either. The difference is that at my place, the singing is usually the bar asking for its glasses back.

Pocognoli said: “As long as the fans are happy, I’m happy. But I’ll be a bit more careful next time.” Being careful. Noted. Sunday at three o’clock, I’ll be listening from the twentieth minute. A flat pitch away, mind you, it’s the same thing.

Silly question, but has anyone ever sung your name, Freddy? Asking for my notebook.

Louise · the intern, fictional character

I didn’t answer. Robertson, for his part, was being celebrated for his hundredth cap. A hundred games. My left back is on his third club this season, but he always comes back for the cone of chips after the match. On Tuesday, Scotland host Slovenia to close the international window, then it’s November.

It’s true, we checked: L'Avenir.

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LouiseThe Intern

Des fans écossais chantent Pocognoli sur un air de dessin animé, Louise enquête

À Skopje, les supporters écossais ont célébré Sébastien Pocognoli sur l'air du générique de Balamory, une émission pour enfants, après la victoire 0-2 contre la Macédoine du Nord. C'est la première victoire du Belge comme sélectionneur.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Candeur juste (l'onglet « Tartan » vide, la rumeur dans un kot), mais les mystères s'empilent sans chute forte et le train de 7 h 32 sonne faux pour un match à domicile.

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Un stade chante pour Pocognoli, qui ne l’entend pas : Marcel y voit un bon usage

Après la victoire 0-2 de l'Écosse en Macédoine du Nord, première de Sébastien Pocognoli comme sélectionneur, les supporters ont chanté son nom. Le Belge ne l'a appris que par Andy Robertson, célébré pour sa centième sélection.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Deadpan impeccable : le score lu le lundi à la friterie « n'avait pas changé » et le sélectionneur en imperméable font rire sans un point d'exclamation.

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