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Müller recounts the 1-7 of 2014 on a podcast, Marcel would have preferred the weekly

Twelve years after Brazil-Germany (1-7), Thomas Müller explained on the podcast The Late Run that he spent the last quarter of an hour avoiding David Luiz. He also remembers the 0-5 at half-time and Joachim Löw’s instruction: finish calmly and with respect.

Marcel at a chip shop table checks a score in his paper weekly with his finger, beside earbuds and a phone lying unused.

Thomas Müller is 37. He plays for the Vancouver Whitecaps. And he tells the story of the 2014 World Cup on a podcast called The Late Run. A podcast. I learned it from my weekly, which learned it from VoetbalPrimeur, which heard it through earphones. It’s a long road. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

The facts, then. Brazil-Germany, 1-7. Müller says he spent the last quarter of an hour doing nothing but avoiding David Luiz. They had a discussion, he explained, because neither of them was happy with the other’s behaviour. When the ball came and David Luiz was close, he said he didn’t want it.

He also remembers half-time. “We looked at each other in the dressing room at half-time: 0-5. It had really happened,” he said. The manager, Joachim Löw, had asked them to finish the match calmly and with respect. Germany then beat Argentina 1-0 in the final.

Calmly and with respect. It’s the only sentence in the story I could have written myself. In 1980, a man leading by five goals pulled up his socks and waited for the whistle. He told no one anything. Twelve years later, he still told no one anything. The memory stayed in the dressing room, with the studs.

Today a world champion keeps an anecdote for twelve years, then hands it to a microphone. Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against this progress, which consists of saying everything one day, calmly, with music beforehand.

Marcel, a podcast is just radio you listen to when you want. You listen to the RTBF, after all.

Louise · the intern, fictional character

I told her that the RTBF, the public broadcaster, I listen to when it’s on. It decides the time. It’s more honest. I folded the weekly back to the page with the result, 1-7, which hasn’t changed since 2014. I check anyway. Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: VoetbalPrimeur.be.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est le seul angle sans faute factuelle dont la voix porte la dépêche : la cible est le podcast, pas Müller ni David Luiz. C était plus drôle, mais il prête à Müller une formule qu'il n'a pas dite. »

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Löw demandait calme et respect face au Brésil : Nadine découvre un thermomètre allemand

Lors de Brésil-Allemagne (1-7), en 2014, Joachim Löw avait demandé à ses joueurs de terminer le match calmement et avec respect. Dans le podcast The Late Run, Thomas Müller raconte, lui, avoir passé le dernier quart d'heure à éviter David Luiz.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le thermomètre allemand reste abstrait, le « supportrice » de l'Allemagne sonne faux pour Nadine, et la fin s'empile en clichés.

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