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Augustinsson’s free kick against Salzburg: Louise asks who decides who takes it

Ludwig Augustinsson opened the scoring with a direct free kick on Thursday against Red Bull Salzburg, in his fiftieth European match. Danylo Sikan wanted to take it, but let him, and Anderlecht won without conceding.

Louise, notebook open, watches two players politely defer to each other over a free kick as a defensive wall waits.

Silly question, but who decides who takes a free kick? I asked it on Friday morning on the 7:32 train, notebook open at the tab “rules nobody wrote down”. Because on Thursday, against Red Bull Salzburg, Anderlecht had a free kick, and Ludwig Augustinsson curled it into the net. It set Anderlecht on the way to an important European win, without a goal conceded.

I thought the manager decided. I read Voetbalkrant. Vitor Bruno said: “I expected Dani to take it. What did I think when I saw Augustinsson was going to take it? I started to pray.” So the manager doesn’t decide. He waits, like us.

Then I thought it must be whoever practises. Wrong again: “Ludo doesn’t normally practise that, and Danylo does,” said Vitor Bruno. Danylo is Danylo Sikan. He wanted to take it himself first. Here is how it got settled, according to him: “But Ludo said he felt good and wanted to take it. There was no discussion about it, I let him take it. Thankfully.”

So I wrote down the official procedure: a player says he feels good. That’s it. In basketball, the free throws go to whoever was fouled, I looked. Here, it’s a matter of mood.

That’s what I’ve been trying to explain to my dressing room for years, but they all feel good at the same time.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

I checked, and actually nobody really knows. What I do know: it was Augustinsson’s fiftieth European match, and he said: “It was the right moment to score that goal.” Anderlecht made it two wins in a row and go to Club Bruges on Sunday. I’ve set up a box in the notebook: “who will feel good”. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: Voetbalkrant.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B transforme une anecdote de coup franc en enquête candide et chaque citation y fait avancer le gag, ce qui donne la dépêche la plus propre et la plus partageable par Anderlecht. A est drôle aussi, mais il frôle un score inventé et porte un titre plus faible. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Augustinsson tire le coup franc de Sikan et marque, le mister rouvre sa farde

Contre le Red Bull Salzbourg jeudi, Ludwig Augustinsson a marqué sur coup franc direct, enroulé, pour lancer Anderlecht vers une victoire européenne sans but encaissé. Vitor Bruno attendait Danylo Sikan au tir, et a reconnu que son défenseur ne s'entraîne normalement pas à cet exercice.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le regard de vestiaire fonctionne (« quand ils sont onze », « deux saisons et une tournée de frites »), mais « a mené 1-0 jusqu'à une victoire » suggère un score final que le noyau ne donne pas, et le titre « rouvre sa farde » est plat.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Augustinsson tire parce qu’il « se sentait bien » : Marcel retrouve un vieux critère

Ludwig Augustinsson a inscrit un coup franc direct contre le Red Bull Salzbourg jeudi, alors que Vitor Bruno attendait Danylo Sikan, qui travaille l'exercice. L'entraîneur a dit s'être mis à prier en voyant Augustinsson s'avancer.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Marcel est sec et juste (« un homme et un mur »), mais « Il avait le ballon » et le « devait tirer » du chapô durcissent ce que le noyau présente comme une simple attente de Bruno.

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