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Leipzig win every home game and fumble the Currywurst: Nadine has two temperatures

Hundreds of RB Leipzig supporters have criticised the catering at the Red Bull Arena, now run by the Levy group. The club admits some products fall short of its expectations and promises adjustments against Eintracht Frankfurt, while Martin Demichelis’s side are on a perfect home run.

Nadine in a stadium stand measuring a small sausage on a cone of fries with a tape measure.

A perfect home record. That’s historic. I’m weighing my words. And at the same time, at half-time, a Currywurst and chips at €7.20 against €5.70 before, according to the local fan community. That’s a disgrace. I’m weighing those words too. Same stadium, same Saturday.

RB Leipzig left their regional caterer Gastrobüro after twelve years for the Levy group, on a six-year contract. The promise: shorter queues, more efficient payments, more quality and variety. The result, according to the biggest online fan community: hundreds of reactions. Taste, portions, prices, choice, waiting times. The Bratwurst smaller, the bread rolls poorer quality, the chips criticised.

I’m not saying this because I’m a season-ticket holder. Well, yes I am. The half-time paper cone of chips, for me, is morale. Stand 2, seat 14: if the cone shrinks, so does the score, it’s mathematics.

Levy says the new sausage is shorter and thicker, same weight. We lacked a bit of length, but there are positives.

A sausage had a shape. You didn’t change it. Well. It’s the times.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

And the club reacted like a club that listens: it admits that some products and processes don’t meet its expectations, and says it takes social media and supporter surveys seriously. From Saturday evening against Eintracht Frankfurt, adjustments to the Bratwurst, the bread rolls, the pretzels, the Currywurst and the portions. Historic, really. Well, not bad.

I posted the article in “Sunday Devils”. My brother-in-law replied with a photo of his cone, asking who had the tape measure.

It’s true, we checked: Voetbalkrant.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise tire le meilleur gag du vrai paradoxe du noyau (plus courte, même poids) sans rien inventer et termine sur une scène minuscule et candide. A est aussi drôle, mais B reste au plus près du fait et c'est Freddy qui est à éviter. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Leipzig change de traiteur et sa Bratwurst raccourcit : le mister défend sa buvette

Après douze ans avec le traiteur régional Gastrobüro, le RB Leipzig a confié la restauration de la Red Bull Arena au groupe Levy pour six ans. Des centaines de supporters se sont plaints du goût, des portions, des prix et de l'attente, et le club annonce des ajustements dès la réception de l'Eintracht Francfort.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le passage de l'attaquant longiligne au pivot trapu « même gabarit sur la balance » est la meilleure trouvaille foot du lot, et Josiane mesurant au bic du délégué fait une vraie chute de vestiaire.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Leipzig confie sa saucisse à un groupe international, Marcel regrette le traiteur

Le RB Leipzig a mis fin à douze ans de collaboration avec le traiteur régional Gastrobüro pour confier la restauration de la Red Bull Arena au groupe Levy. Les supporters regrettent aussi l'offre de la saison passée, qui comprenait pizza, döner et alternatives végétariennes et véganes.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Je ne critique pas. Je compare » et la saucisse « dessinée » sonnent juste, mais l'ensemble penche vers le réquisitoire contre Levy et le club, que le club partagerait du bout des doigts.

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