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Højlund does the absent Ronaldo’s “Siuuu”, Louise tries to work out who it was for

Portugal beat Denmark 4-2 in Copenhagen on Thursday in the Nations League, without Cristiano Ronaldo, who left the squad the day before. Rasmus Højlund equalised at 2-2 by imitating his celebration.

A striker in a red kit celebrates with arms spread toward an empty patch of grass while Louise, notebook open, watches puzzled.

Silly question, but can you imitate someone who isn’t there? On Thursday, at the Parken Stadion in Copenhagen, Rasmus Højlund equalised for Denmark in the 53rd minute, 2-2 against Portugal. Then he celebrated by imitating Cristiano Ronaldo’s “Siuuu”.

Except Cristiano Ronaldo wasn’t there. He left the Portugal camp on Wednesday, by private jet to Madrid, amid tensions with head coach Jorge Jesus. He didn’t play. I read it twice on the 7.32am train on Friday, and I opened a new tab in my notebook: “celebrations aimed at someone absent”.

I’m told that in football a celebration is done for someone. For the stand, for the family, for the opponent. This one was for a man who wasn’t in the stadium. Basketball doesn’t have that, I looked: you celebrate in front of the people who are present, otherwise they can’t see anything.

There were still people there for Ronaldo. Before the match, Portuguese and Danish supporters had brought banners of support. So the stadium was thinking of him on both sides, and so was Højlund, in his own way. He may be the most present player of the match.

Portugal then scored twice, through Vitinha with a header in the 67th minute and João Félix in the 87th. Final score, 4-2. As for the future, I wanted to know. According to Portuguese media quoted by HLN, his international career may be over; according to 7sur7, he promised to explain himself and has not announced his international retirement.

In 1980, we celebrated for the people who were there. That was already enough people.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

Jorge Jesus, for his part, told 7sur7 that “the important thing today (was) the match”. I noted it down. The match is the only thing everyone saw in full. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: 7sur7.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise trouve le seul vrai regard décalé du lot, une célébration sans destinataire, sans juger ni Højlund ni Ronaldo. Freddy est propre mais tiède, Nadine fait le procès du joueur absent, et Marcel se trompe de calendrier. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Leão hérite du 7 de Ronaldo par règlement, Freddy recompte ses chasubles

Privé de Cristiano Ronaldo, parti mercredi en jet privé vers Madrid sur fond de tensions avec Jorge Jesus, le Portugal a battu le Danemark 4-2 à Copenhague en Ligue des nations. Rafael Leão, habituellement numéro 17, portait le 7.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le jeu de chasubles de 1 à 14 et la question de Louise sur le 17 font sourire, mais « le dernier prend ce qui reste » tord un peu le règlement et le reste du texte n'est qu'un compte rendu du match ponctué de clins d'œil.

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