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Anderlecht fall in the last minute, Vitor Bruno banks on six games, Marcel counts one

Anderlecht lost 1-0 at Dinamo Zagreb to a penalty in the last minute of added time and remain on zero points in the Europa League. Vitor Bruno points out that six games remain to aim for the knockout play-offs.

Marcel sits alone at a friterie table reading his paper football weekly beside a wristwatch and a cone of fries, the sun rising outside.

Anderlecht lost 1-0 in Zagreb. Penalty. Last minute of added time.

Added time. In my day, there was the time, and then you went home. The referee looked at his watch, a single one. Nobody knew, and nobody needed to.

Vitor Bruno recalled that the week before, against Cercle Brugge, it was Anderlecht who made the difference in those minutes. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing. A minute that gives and a minute that takes back is a cash box. Not a match.

He also said six games remain to reach the play-offs. “I still want us to reach the European play-offs. We still have six games left to get there”. Six games before the play-offs. In 1980, you played one game, then another, and the loser went home. That was called a European cup. It fitted on one page of my weekly.

Six games, Marcel. Six. That’s historic, as margins go.

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

I told her that zero points in two games was also a margin. She didn’t like it.

The coach named players who had started less often lately: Stroeykens, Reabciuk, Aasgaard, Degreef. Kaïs Barry, a centre-back, played right-back. A more difficult evening, he said, better after the break. A centre-back on the right. Note that I’m not against progress. In the old days we called that filling in, and nobody mentioned it the next day.

He finished with: “The sun will rise again tomorrow”. I read it at the chip shop. It is the first sentence from a coach that I have checked without my weekly. It rose.

It’s true, we checked: Walfoot.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « D tire sa mécanique de la citation elle-même et la fait vivre jusqu'à la chute, sans jamais juger l'équipe : Bruno pourrait la partager. C est publiable mais moins tenu, A et B tombent sur le retweet et sur un fait inventé. »

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Vitor Bruno n’est pas fâché après Zagreb, Louise cherche ce qui dérange d’habitude

Après la défaite 1-0 d'Anderlecht au Dinamo Zagreb sur un penalty en fin de temps additionnel, Vitor Bruno a dit ne pas être fâché, contrairement à d'habitude. Les Mauves jouent dimanche en Coupe au Beerschot.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les onglets du carnet, « Ce qui dérange » vide et « Ce qui ne dérange pas » qui déborde, prennent Bruno au mot avec bienveillance, et la chute sur le seul onglet vérifiable conclut proprement.

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