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Boeckx wants Kana glued to Vanaken to the toilets, the gaffer checks his dressing room

Ahead of Sunday’s clash between Anderlecht and Club Bruges, tactical consultant Frank Boeckx advises Vitor Bruno to man-mark in midfield. In his view, Marco Kana must follow Hans Vanaken everywhere.

Freddy, clipboard in hand, eyes two bibbed players squeezed together in a changing-room toilet cubicle with a broken door.

Tactically, I’ve read Frank Boeckx’s analysis in HLN, with my folder of team sheets open on the kitchen table. Anderlecht face Club Bruges on Sunday, and he proposes man-marking in midfield to cut off the supply to the Bruges forwards. His line, to HLN: “Kana has to follow Vanaken everywhere, if necessary to the toilet.”

To the toilet. I put my pen down.

At my place, the toilets in the prefab dressing room haven’t locked for two seasons. I wouldn’t recommend marking anyone in there. But on the substance, I agree with him. Man-marking, I run that on Tuesday. When we’ve got eleven, that is.

I copied out the rest. Boeckx keeps the defence: Ali Maamar, Giulian Biancone, Léo Pétrot and Ludwig Augustinsson. In midfield, Marco Kana, Ilias Koutsoupias and Mario Stroeykens, who have the highest pass completion rates among the midfielders in Anderlecht’s squad: 90.6%, 88.7% and 88.8%. Stroeykens has played only 197 minutes in the league. Up front, Lukas Ambros on the left, Mihajlo Cvetkovic on the right, Tawfik Bentayeb through the middle. Cvetkovic has scored six, Bentayeb three, and Ambros is the one who has created the most chances.

And the detail that made me look up: Club Bruges create the most chances in the league, but very few on the break. Almost everything comes from their own build-up. So you cut off the midfield. That’s exactly what I tell my number 6 when the opposition has a good left-footer. He tells me he has to leave at 4:30pm for his daughter’s party.

According to MyGamePlan, no team concedes fewer expected goals per match than Anderlecht. Me, I don’t have MyGamePlan. I have the delegate (our club’s matchday official), who counts lost balls on the back of a beer mat. A flat pitch away, mind you, it’s the same job.

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy est le seul à faire rire en ancrant la phrase de Boeckx dans son vestiaire concret, et la tactique reste intacte. Marcel est plus propre sur les faits mais moins drôle. »

LouiseThe Intern

Marquage individuel jusqu’aux toilettes : Louise relit le règlement du football

Le consultant Frank Boeckx recommande à Anderlecht un marquage individuel au milieu pour le sommet contre Club Bruges dimanche. Il veut que Marco Kana suive Hans Vanaken partout.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La candeur sur les toilettes pendant le match fonctionne, mais le détour par le basket tombe à plat et le titre promet un règlement qu'elle ne relit jamais.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Anderlecht-Bruges : Boeckx a le plan, Nadine a déjà sorti le thermomètre

Anderlecht, vainqueur de Westerlo et du RB Salzburg cette semaine, affronte Club Bruges dimanche. Le consultant Frank Boeckx conseille un marquage individuel au milieu, avec Marco Kana sur Hans Vanaken.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le beau-frère et son point d'interrogation est drôle, mais le thermomètre s'éparpille dans les chiffres et « reçoit » ajoute un fait absent du noyau.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Boeckx prône le marquage individuel pour Anderlecht, Marcel reconnaît l’idée

Pour le sommet de dimanche contre Club Bruges, le consultant Frank Boeckx recommande à Anderlecht un marquage individuel dans l'entrejeu. Marco Kana devrait suivre Hans Vanaken partout.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Ce qui se passait ensuite ne regardait que lui » et « un homme, et son ombre » sont justes et secs, mais la dépêche reste une comparaison sage sans vrai éclat.

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