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Stijn Francis wants to be 100% transparent, Nadine finds that historic

Founder of Stirr Associates, agent Stijn Francis tells Le Grand Rectangle that the only way to reconcile commissions with the player’s interest is to be 100% transparent. His agency handled the transfers of Karetsas, De Cat, Openda and Steuckers this summer.

Nadine, a cone of fries on her lap, shows her '100 %' WhatsApp group to her brother-in-law, who replies with a thumbs-up.

An agent who says “100% transparent”. That’s historic. I’m weighing my words. I read it on Walfoot, by the foosball table at the café, and I put down my paper cone of chips.

The agent is Stijn Francis, a former Westerlo and Leuven player. His agency, Stirr Associates, handled the transfers of Kostas Karetsas, Nathan De Cat, Loïs Openda and Jarne Steuckers last summer. Four deals, and not one of them landed in my WhatsApp group as an “imminent deal” three weeks beforehand. That’s historic too.

In his interview with Le Grand Rectangle, he says the only way to settle the conflict between commissions and the player’s interest is to be 100% transparent and leave the decision to the player. He also describes losing a client: “We lost a client who told us: you’re not corrupt enough, you can’t get me into one of those twenty clubs. Good clients ask us for control, bad ones say: you have to put me in such-and-such club”.

That’s a disgrace. I’m weighing my words here too. Not about him, mind. About a trade that makes someone want to say that sentence.

He says that at the start, his agency was blocked at some clubs because the big agents were against it. He just wanted, in his words, “to do nothing behind their backs”. And he adds: “And it was a success”. We lacked a bit of luck at the start, but there are positives.

He also mentions Zinho Vanheusden, who had an English club, an Italian club and Standard Liège, the latter paying far less. I read that sentence out to the group. My brother-in-law replied with a thumbs up. He never sends a thumbs up.

“I’ve been leaving the decision to the player for years. When there are eleven of them asking me, that is.”

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

I’ve changed the group description to “transparency, 100%”. Twelve members, zero commission. Now we take it one game at a time, you know.

It’s true, we checked: Walfoot.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « C est la seule dépêche qui transforme l'entretien en scènes de supporter tout en laissant Francis dans le beau rôle. D a la meilleure voix, mais un titre sans décalage. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Stijn Francis perd un client « pas assez corrompu » : le mister n’a que le délégué

Dans un entretien au média Le Grand Rectangle, Stijn Francis, fondateur de l'agence Stirr Associates, raconte avoir perdu un client qui le trouvait « pas assez corrompu ». Son agence a géré l'été dernier les transferts de Kostas Karetsas, Nathan De Cat, Loïs Openda et Jarne Steuckers.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le cornet de frites comme commission fonctionne, mais le titre accole « pas assez corrompu » au nom de Francis et sa chute sur le délégué tombe à plat.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Un agent belge prône la transparence totale : Marcel se souvient d’avant les agences

Ancien joueur de Westerlo et de Louvain, Stijn Francis a fondé l'agence Stirr Associates après avoir pris conscience de la naïveté des joueurs face aux enjeux en coulisses. Au Grand Rectangle, il défend une transparence totale envers ses clients.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le Marcel est juste et la chute sur la fiche de paie est bonne, mais le titre plat n'a aucune chute et le corps aligne les faits avant d'arriver à la blague.

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