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RAAL La Louvière discover grass in training, Marcel notes it was growing long before

RAAL La Louvière, who have almost always trained on artificial turf since their creation in 2017, prepared their trip to Charleroi with two grass sessions at Flénu. According to DH, the surface also weighed on recruitment.

Marcel, arms crossed, watches a coach study a blade of grass with a magnifying glass as puzzled players look on.

RAAL La Louvière lost at Charleroi. Before the match, they trained on grass. According to the source, for the very first time.

I read the sentence again. It doesn’t change.

Edward Still wanted to change the preparation for matchday 10. He took his team to Flénu, near Mons, to a grass pitch. Two sessions. It doesn’t seem to have paid off. The coach wondered why the team’s away games seem so hard to get right.

Since 2017, RAAL have played on the grass of the Tivoli and almost always trained on artificial turf. Until they played their matches at the Easi Arena too. According to the source, some players even refused to come because of the surface.

In 1980, the question didn’t arise. There was grass, mud, and sometimes both in the same rectangle. You trained on what there was. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

Frédéric Taquin, a former RAAL coach, talks about footing and the choice of studs. He advises to “make the switch from Monday”. The switch. In my day, we changed socks, and we didn’t make a method of it.

That leaves the Tivoli. It is two metres from the Easi Arena. Edward Still answered: “It isn’t ready”. The athletics club has damaged it over the past year. Toni Turi, the managing director, has found an agreement with the City and Aclo. The pitch “should be usable during November”.

Marcel, two metres is the distance from my bench to the bar. I’ve got it on a slope.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

Note that I’m not against artificial turf. I’m against the idea that you have to train to recognise grass. Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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La RAAL joue sur herbe mais s’entraîne sur synthétique : Louise cherche la logique

La RAAL La Louvière s'est entraînée pour la première fois sur herbe, à Flénu, avant la 10e journée, selon la DH, alors qu'elle joue sur herbe un match sur deux. Le Tivoli, abîmé par le club d'athlétisme, devrait être praticable courant novembre.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le candide fait mouche (« le sol est vivant », le bureau mesuré plus large que deux mètres) et Louise reste curieuse sans jamais se moquer du club ; seule la chute en liste de chiffres retombe.

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Deux séances sur herbe avant Charleroi : le thermomètre de Nadine tombe dans la pelouse

Edward Still a fait entraîner la RAAL La Louvière sur herbe à Flénu, deux séances, avant la défaite à Charleroi lors de la 10e journée. Le club, habitué au synthétique, attend un Tivoli praticable courant novembre.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « c'est une honte » repris à son compte par Nadine juge la préparation du club au lieu d'en rire, et le thermomètre ne trouve pas sa cible.

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