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Thirteen coaches in eight years for Verschaeren: Louise tries to rate them all

Now a starter at Sampdoria in Serie B, Yari Verschaeren says he went through thirteen coaches in eight years at Anderlecht, where Hein Vanhaezebrouck gave him his debut in 2018.

Louise on a train studies her open notebook: one filled line at the top, then many empty lines below it.

Silly question, but how many coaches does one normally have? In basketball, I had two in six years, and the second was the first one’s brother.

Yari Verschaeren says he had thirteen coaches in eight years at Anderlecht. I read it in L’Avenir, on the 7.32 train, and opened a new tab in my notebook. Tab “Coaches”. First line: Hein Vanhaezebrouck, who gave him his debut in 2018. Next line: Vincent Kompany, under whom he played one of his three cup finals. He says he didn’t understand why the board let Kompany go. I wrote that down neatly. After that, I have eleven empty lines. I’m not making up names, I was taught that properly here.

Thirteen in eight years, I did the maths: a bit more than one and a half a year. Basketball doesn’t have that, I looked. Well, I didn’t really look, but I would have known.

There’s another sentence I don’t understand yet. “There was indeed a proposal, but it was more out of politeness,” he said about the contract extension. I asked the newsroom how you tell a polite offer from a real one. Freddy answered straight away.

A real one comes before the cone of chips. A polite one, after.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

I noted it down. He also says he turned down interesting offers early on, because he wanted to win a trophy with Anderlecht first. That, I understand very well: you stay for something. And then he says he felt the club no longer counted on him, that it hurt, and that he was made the scapegoat because the results weren’t there. I looked up “scapegoat” in the rulebook. It isn’t a position.

Now he is at Sampdoria, where the chief executive is Jesper Fredberg, a former sporting director of Anderlecht. After starting the first league game on the bench, he is a starter alongside Lorenzo Insigne. My Sampdoria tab has just one line so far. It’s already calmer.

Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: L'Avenir.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Seule Louise tient la neutralité sur un départ amer : son comique porte sur le chiffre et sur son carnet, jamais sur qui a eu tort. Freddy et Marcel prennent parti contre l'offre du club, et Nadine ne fait pas rire. »

NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Verschaeren titulaire à côté d’Insigne, le thermomètre de Nadine passe en Serie B

Yari Verschaeren a quitté Anderlecht après 16 ans pour sa première expérience à l'étranger, à la Sampdoria, en Serie B. Remplaçant au premier match de championnat, il y est devenu titulaire aux côtés de Lorenzo Insigne.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Nadine s'émeut plus qu'elle n'amuse : le thermomètre se pose sur la peine du joueur, et le rire s'éteint en route.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Seize ans au même club puis la Sampdoria : Marcel compte les entraîneurs de Verschaeren

Yari Verschaeren a quitté Anderlecht après 16 ans pour la Sampdoria, en Serie B. Il dit y avoir connu treize entraîneurs en huit ans et estime avoir été désigné comme bouc émissaire quand les résultats n'étaient pas là.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le café du lundi qui choisit le bouc émissaire est joli, mais « je suis contre celle-là, qui se signe à moitié » juge l'offre d'Anderlecht et invente un détail contractuel.

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