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Xavi lost his voice within weeks in charge of the Netherlands, Marcel keeps his

Xavi Hernández told NOS he had lost his voice after his first weeks in charge of the Netherlands, following the 2-1 win over Serbia in Eindhoven. He said he wants to make the team a family.

Marcel, holding a football paper and fries, watches a tracksuited national coach at a microphone who has lost his voice.

The Netherlands beat Serbia 2-1 in Eindhoven. Nations League. I read it at the friterie (the chip shop), on Monday, as usual.

The coach, Xavi Hernández, told NOS that he had lost his voice after his first weeks. “But that’s normal,” he added. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing. A national coach, in my day, you never heard him. He had his voice, he didn’t use it. It was a form of economy.

He also explained that his team wanted to play on possession and didn’t manage it. That Serbia had defended well, man to man. “Serbia did well, man to man, and we found no solution,” he said. Man to man. An expression nobody needed to invent. It was there before us.

After the break, they changed system. More chances, according to him. Joshua Zirkzee scored the 2-1, a goal he found magnificent, with a lot of touches on the ball. In 1980, we counted goals. The touches, we left them to the ball.

Then he talked about family. “The most important thing is that we are forging a family.” A national team that wants to be a family. Note that I’m not against family. I’m against forging one in the Nations League.

Silly question, but if the family meets again in six weeks, what does it do in the meantime?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

Four matches, two wins, two draws, against Germany and Greece. Top of the group with eight points. And he’s thinking of calling up more players. Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: NOS.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « D tient une chute par paragraphe sans un mot de trop et reste affectueux pour Xavi ; A est presque aussi bon mais Freddy sort de rotation. La voix perdue reste un détail de métier revendiqué par Xavi, pas un sujet de santé, et elle n'est jamais moquée. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Xavi change de système à la pause contre la Serbie, Freddy ressort sa farde

Les Pays-Bas ont battu la Serbie 2-1 en Ligue des nations à Eindhoven, sur un but de Joshua Zirkzee. Xavi Hernández a expliqué que son équipe avait changé de système après la pause pour dominer davantage.

  • Funniness 4/5
  • Faithfulness 4/5
  • Voice 5/5
  • Retweet 4/5
  • Good nature 5/5

The editor-in-chief’s comment « Du 4-4-2 au 4-4-2, mais dans l'autre sens de la pente » et les quatorze en ordre de cotisation font mouche ; le paragraphe sur la voix perdue retombe à plat.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Les Pays-Bas premiers avec huit points, Nadine compte ceux des voisins

Les Pays-Bas ont battu la Serbie 2-1 à Eindhoven en Ligue des nations et sont premiers de leur groupe avec huit points. Xavi Hernández, qui a dirigé quatre matchs, compte deux victoires et deux nuls, contre l'Allemagne et la Grèce.

  • Funniness 2/5
  • Faithfulness 3/5
  • Voice 3/5
  • Retweet 3/5
  • Good nature 4/5

The editor-in-chief’s comment Le titre promet un comptage que le corps ne fait pas, et « pour eux, c'est historique » se lit comme un constat non sourcé plutôt que comme une hyperbole.

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