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Van Bommel switches to Spanish for Fernandez-Pardo, Marcel misses the silent dressing room

Mark van Bommel speaks Dutch to the Red Devils squad, English one-to-one with French speakers like Diego Moreira and Roméo Lavia, and Spanish with Matias Fernandez-Pardo. He calls the arrangement “absolutely no problem”.

Van Bommel addresses a huddle of players in several languages while Marcel watches, unimpressed.

Red Devils head coach Mark van Bommel delivers his dressing-room talks in Dutch, as shown in videos posted on the federation’s social media channels. He did so at his very first meeting with the squad, and again after the match against Italy. Speaking to HLN, he explained that his assistants, Boudewijn Zenden and Maarten Martens, are fluent in French, that all the players understand Dutch, especially when he slows down, and that anything left unclear gets explained again, by him or by someone else.

In one-to-one talks with French-speaking players such as Diego Moreira or Roméo Lavia, he switches to English. With Matias Fernandez-Pardo, it’s Spanish. “In that respect, we can go in any direction,” he summed up to HLN. Dutch as the language of the dressing room? “Absoluut geen probleem,” absolutely no problem, according to him.

One language for the group. Another for one-to-one. A third for Fernandez-Pardo. And someone to explain it all again. In 1980, the coach pointed at the blackboard and said three words. Nobody asked which ones. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing. Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against this progress.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

The re-explaining, Van Bommel said, happens after the meeting or on the training pitch. The coach is already looking further ahead: he believes the Red Devils could have gone further at the World Cup, and even won it with a bit of luck, and that this has to be the mentality for the next tournament.

Speaking more slowly. That’s a method. We didn’t speak at all, and we still understood. Everyone understands, he says. I believe him. A ball going into the net is the same language everywhere. It still has to go in, though. Well. It’s the times.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Seuls B et D tiennent factuellement et ont une chute qui retombe ; le tableau noir de Marcel raconte mieux la multiplication des langues que la farde du délégué. A et C tombent sur des faits ajoutés au noyau. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Van Bommel fait réexpliquer après la réunion, Freddy réexplique la sienne depuis 2011

Mark van Bommel parle néerlandais au groupe des Diables Rouges. Selon lui, ses assistants Boudewijn Zenden et Maarten Martens parlent couramment français, et un point pas clair est réexpliqué après la réunion ou à l'entraînement.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les trois niveaux de transmission mister-délégué-gardien font sourire et le préfabriqué qui drache ancre bien le regard, mais le « depuis 2011 » du titre n'existe nulle part dans le corps.

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