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Bochum ban synchronised jumping in the East Stand: Louise looks for the trampoline rule

VfL Bochum, a club in the 2. Bundesliga (Germany’s second tier), bans all synchronised movement in the standing area of the Ruhrstadion’s East Stand from 11 October. An engineers’ report describes a “trampoline effect” that can make people who are not used to it feel unwell.

Louise, notebook in hand, studies the floor of a standing terrace where the crowd stands still, a trampoline spring drawn beneath her feet.

Silly question, but since when does a stand bounce? I read the Guardian piece on the 7:32 train, notebook open at the tab marked “football codes”, and I read it again twice before Ottignies.

VfL Bochum, who play in the 2. Bundesliga, announced on Wednesday that from 11 October all synchronised movement would be banned in the standing area of the East Stand. Not jumping as such. Jumping together. In rhythm. In unison.

I noted the nuance. It matters. Engineers examined the structure for a renovation plan for the Ruhrstadion and signed off on its load capacity. The stand holds. But when everybody jumps at the same moment, their report talks about a “trampoline effect”, which can make people who aren’t used to it feel unwell. According to the Guardian, the movement is making some spectators sick.

So if I’ve understood correctly: jumping alone is allowed. Jumping in pairs, out of step, probably too. It’s the shared rhythm that is the problem. I looked in my notebook for the number of people at which a jump becomes synchronised. I checked, and actually nobody knows. The article gives no number.

The club wrote: “VfL regrets the unavoidable measures but is relieved that the East Stand can be used at full capacity, provided the ban on jumping is observed.” I really like “provided”. It means the stadium, about 26,000 seats, stays full, but motionless in that one spot.

And it’s not forever. Renovating the East Stand is already part of the modernisation project, and the ban is due to be lifted when the works finish, scheduled for 2028. The club said so itself: because of that, “a lengthy planning process can be avoided”.

Two seasons without jumping together. For a stand, that’s historic. I’m weighing my words.

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

I’ve opened a new tab in the notebook: “jumping, but not at the same time”. It’s empty. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: The Guardian.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Nadine transforme l'interdiction en jalousie admirative pour une tribune trop unie, ce qui rend la dépêche partageable par Bochum et par ses fans. Louise et Freddy tiennent sans décoller, Marcel trébuche sur les faits. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Bochum bannit les sauts en tribune Est, Freddy vérifie son vestiaire préfabriqué

Le VfL Bochum, en 2. Bundesliga, interdit dès le 11 octobre les mouvements synchronisés dans la zone debout de la tribune Est. Les ingénieurs ont validé la structure mais relèvent un « effet trampoline » ; la mesure tombera à la fin des travaux prévus en 2028.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le mur du préfabriqué qui « répond » et le bloc qu'il ne fait pas monter ensemble sont du bon Freddy, mais la suite s'essouffle en anecdotes de buvette sans vraie chute.

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