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Cabango asks Haaland for his shirt and Haaland keeps his own: Louise opens a tab

Wales beat Norway 2-1 in the Nations League at Cardiff City Stadium. Defender Ben Cabango, who shackled Erling Haaland, got the striker’s shirt after the game, and Haaland did not take his in return.

Un défenseur gallois tient un maillot offert, l'attaquant norvégien s'éloigne, et Louise note la scène dans son carnet au bord du terrain.

Wales beat Norway 2-1 in the Nations League, at Cardiff City Stadium. Oscar Bobb had put Norway ahead, then Dan James and Neco Williams scored for the Welsh. It is their first win in seven games, and their first in Nations League A. But for me, it was the ending that stopped me.

Silly question, but is a shirt swap actually a swap? I had understood that two players take off their shirts and hand them to each other. Two shirts, two hands, one direction each. Ben Cabango, the Swansea City defender, asked Erling Haaland for his after the final whistle. Haaland gave it to him. He did not take Cabango’s.

Cabango told the BBC: “I did grab it after the game. He was just there, so I thought, ‘Why not?’ He just gave me the shirt… but he didn’t take mine.”

I opened a tab in my notebook, between “added time” and “bibs”. Title: “one-way swap”. I checked, and actually nobody knows whether there is a rule. In basketball, you shake hands, I looked, and everyone keeps their own hand.

What touches me is that Cabango, 26, was winning his 18th cap. He had been recalled to the starting eleven after the 2-0 defeat in Denmark, in Copenhagen, on Sunday. He had already faced Cristiano Ronaldo in Lisbon. He told the BBC: “It is surreal to play against Ronaldo and Haaland in the same camp”. And also: “I’d probably say it was my best game for Wales”.

Craig Bellamy, the Wales manager, praised Cabango and captain Ben Davies: “They were brilliant – really, really good”, he told the BBC.

A shirt handed over with nothing back, miss, that’s called a gift. We gave them too, back in the day.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

So Cabango keeps two shirts: his own and Haaland’s. I’ve put that in the good deals column. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: BBC Sport.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « A et B font rire à niveau égal sur le seul fait drôle du noyau, sans juger Haaland. A l'emporte par sa fraîcheur, et Freddy vient de publier. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Cabango muselle Haaland et repart avec son maillot, Freddy tente le coup en P3

Le pays de Galles a battu la Norvège 2-1 en Ligue des nations. Ben Cabango, rappelé dans le onze, a contenu Erling Haaland avec le capitaine Ben Davies, puis a obtenu le maillot de l'attaquant.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le geste rejoué en P3, avec le délégué qui compte quinze maillots et le cornet de frites pour rendre le vert, est très drôle et incarné ; les faits sont propres et Freddy reste un regard sur l'élite.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Haaland donne son maillot sans prendre celui de Cabango, Marcel trouve l’échange bancal

Après la victoire 2-1 du pays de Galles sur la Norvège en Ligue des nations, Ben Cabango a demandé le maillot d'Erling Haaland. L'attaquant le lui a donné, mais n'a pas pris celui du défenseur gallois.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Le score n'avait pas changé » est savoureux, mais « c'était la politesse, en 1980 ça ne serait jamais arrivé » fait passer Haaland pour impoli : il ne partagerait pas en riant.

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