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Manchester United overturn Roma after nine winless games: thermometer in crisis

Two goals down, Manchester United beat Roma 3-2 in the Champions League and ended a run of nine games without a win. Bruno Fernandes’s penalty in the 58th minute started the comeback.

Nadine on her sofa holds a broken thermometer up to her phone showing a group chat, while the TV displays 3-2.

I don’t support Manchester United. Well, I do, that night, a bit, because someone had to support something in the “Sunday Devils” WhatsApp group.

2-0 down to Roma, in the Champions League. Nine games without a win behind them. That’s a disgrace. I’m weighing my words. I typed “disgrace” in the group, my brother-in-law put a thumbs-up, he puts a thumbs-up on everything.

And then the 58th minute, penalty by Bruno Fernandes. Off they go. 3-2 at the end. That’s historic. I’m weighing my words on that one too. Twelve members, eleven messages in two minutes. The twelfth is the brother-in-law, he was on thumbs-up.

The captain had come a long way back. Dropped to the bench after publicly criticising Michael Carrick’s tactical choices, following a 4-1 defeat at Como. Then brought back against Chelsea, lost again. Me, I would have sent three voice messages by now.

After the match, on Amazon Prime, he said: “The club needed that win, the players needed that win. We have been working so hard to get out of this situation all together.” All together. The group is in a good place, you can tell.

He also said that we don’t need to save anyone’s job. I read it twice. I found it reassuring, then worrying, then reassuring. My thermometer did all three in one sentence.

Silly question, but if nobody is saving anybody’s job, who put it at risk?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

The captain added that his belief in the manager, the staff and every player in the club hasn’t changed. Neither have I. I pinned the “historic” message above the “disgrace” message, in the same group, eleven minutes apart. Now we take it one game at a time, you know.

It’s true, we checked: BBC Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « C est la seule dépêche qui rit de la remontada telle que la vit le lecteur, sans faire de la phrase sur l'emploi une accusation. A et B tirent leur meilleur effet d'une insinuation sur le sort de Carrick, ce qui casse le test du retweet. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Fernandes trouve juste d’avoir été mis sur le banc : le mister montre l’interview à son 10

Mis sur le banc après avoir critiqué les choix tactiques de Michael Carrick à la suite d'un 4-1 à Como, Bruno Fernandes a lancé la remontée de Manchester United contre la Roma (3-2) sur penalty. Sur Amazon Prime, il a jugé la sanction juste si c'en était une.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La phrase scotchée dans le préfabriqué et le 10 qui demande si c'est une menace font rire, mais « vérifier mes clés de la buvette » fait de Fernandes un comploteur contre son coach : le retweet n'est pas un oui franc.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Fernandes critique son entraîneur puis trouve sa sanction juste : Marcel compare

Bruno Fernandes, mis sur le banc après avoir critiqué Michael Carrick à la suite d'un 4-1 à Como, a lancé sur penalty la victoire 3-2 de Manchester United contre la Roma. Il a ensuite jugé la sanction juste, sur Amazon Prime.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Marcel est juste et le cornet froid est une jolie chute, mais le « avant, porte fermée » reste attendu et le licenciement découvert « un mardi » insinue sans faire rire.

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