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Coosemans understands the fans “200%”: Louise looks for the extra 100 per cent

After Anderlecht’s 4-0 defeat at Gent, a second heavy blow in seven days following the Belgian Cup exit at Beerschot, captain Colin Coosemans defended Vitor Bruno and said he understood the supporters’ frustration 200 percent.

Louise, carnet ouvert dans un train, fronce les sourcils devant un grand cercle « 100 » et un second cercle vide en pointillés.

Anderlecht lost 4-0 at Gent on Sunday, with three of the goals in the second half. A week earlier, the team had been knocked out of the Belgian Cup at Beerschot. I wrote it all down on the 7:32 train, tab “Anderlecht”, sub-tab “why”.

The captain, Colin Coosemans, said he understood the supporters’ frustration 200 percent. Silly question, but where are the other hundred?

I checked. In maths, a hundred per cent is everything. Beyond that, you understand more than everything. I asked Freddy, who said it was normal, that in football you always give more than a hundred. I asked where you find that surplus. He answered “in the collective”. I wrote “collective” with a question mark.

Coosemans also said something else: “Since Vincent Kompany left, Vitor Bruno is perhaps the best coach we’ve had here.” He began by saying he had hoped never to have to say it. I think that’s kind. But I circled “perhaps”. So we understand the supporters 200 percent, and the coach perhaps. I’m digging.

Then he said the last twenty minutes were solely down to the players, and that they must “look themselves in the mirror”. In basketball, we watch the video. That exists in football too, I asked. So why the mirror? I’m told it’s always been like this, fine, but what does that mean?

At least a mirror doesn’t do slow-motion replays.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

Last note: according to Coosemans, there had never been a mentality problem, but the team no longer formed the unity that defines it. Anderlecht are nine points behind Gent. That, at least, is a normal number, with nothing extra in it.

Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: Walfoot.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est la seule dépêche dont la chute naît de la déclaration elle-même : elle confronte le « 200 % » au « peut-être », sans inventer de fait ni viser le joueur. A amuse par moments sans tenir la distance, C est brouillon et D invente un fait. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Coosemans renvoie les joueurs au miroir après Gand, le mister cherche le sien au vestiaire

Battu 4-0 à La Gantoise dimanche, sept jours après son élimination en Coupe au Beerschot, Anderlecht compte neuf points de retard sur les Gantois. Le capitaine Colin Coosemans a défendu son entraîneur Vitor Bruno et a pris la défaite pour les joueurs.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le miroir fêlé qui montre la moitié du visage et un bout de la farde fonctionne, mais la blague du mardi « quand ils sont onze » est confuse et la chute sur le terrain plat tombe à plat.

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Coosemans défend Vitor Bruno après le 4-0 à Gand, le WhatsApp de Nadine relit le « peut-être »

Anderlecht a perdu 4-0 à La Gantoise dimanche et compte neuf points de retard sur les Gantois. Son capitaine Colin Coosemans a jugé que Vitor Bruno est « peut-être » le meilleur entraîneur du club depuis le départ de Vincent Kompany.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « beau-frère dans le groupe » et la promesse « à place 13 » sont obscurs ; seule la blague du douzième membre qui dormait surnage.

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