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PSG miss three penalties in a row but win shootouts: Louise looks for the difference

PSG won 1-3 at Strasbourg on Saturday in Ligue 1, but Ousmane Dembélé missed a penalty there, after Désiré Doué against Le Mans and Ferran Torres against Manchester City. Luis Enrique admitted the club is missing “a specialist player”.

Louise, notebook open, looks puzzled at a penalty spot with a ball on it while the goalkeeper behind her shrugs.

Silly question, but aren’t a penalty and a shootout kick the same thing? I put it to the newsroom on Saturday night, notebook open at the tab “weird rules”. I was told no. Well, yes. Well, it depends.

Here is what I wrote down. PSG won 1-3 at Strasbourg on matchday seven of Ligue 1. Ousmane Dembélé, 2025 Ballon d’Or winner, came on as a substitute and put his penalty wide of the target. On Wednesday, against Manchester City, Ferran Torres had his shot saved. The Saturday before, against Le Mans, it was Désiré Doué, saved too. Three penalties, three misses. This season the club has scored one.

Then I found the line that made me turn back a page. Over their last 19 attempts in competition, shootouts excluded, the two-time European champions have missed 9. But in penalty shootouts, they have won their last five, including the Champions League final against Arsenal.

I checked, and actually it’s the same spot, the same ball, the same distance. The only difference I can see is that in a shootout, everybody takes one. Maybe the secret is being five.

Luis Enrique told the press: “It’s true, we have a statistic that’s a bit hard to judge. But every time we’ve played in a final, we’ve had quality takers. We have lots of players who can take them, but it’s true that we’re missing a specialist player.” I looked up “penalty specialist” in the job descriptions. Goalkeeper, defender, midfielder, forward. No box.

In basketball, on free throws, everyone takes their own, I looked. Nobody is hired for it.

At my place, the specialist is whoever still has his boots on when the whistle goes.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

The manager also named some candidates: “With Vitinha, Ousmane, there are lots of players who can take penalties.” So plenty of people can, but one is missing. I underlined that twice.

Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: RMC Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise transforme le paradoxe penalty contre tirs au but en question naïve qui fait rire sans jamais viser un tireur, et le PSG peut la partager. Freddy est presque aussi drôle mais disperse ses blagues et sort de rotation. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Luis Enrique cherche un spécialiste du penalty, un mister de P3 consulte sa farde

Après la victoire 1-3 du PSG à Strasbourg, marquée par le penalty manqué d'Ousmane Dembélé, Luis Enrique a reconnu qu'il manquait à son équipe un spécialiste. Le club a raté ses trois derniers penaltys.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La farde aux noms barrés, la causerie recopiée « en changeant 25 par 10 » et « le problème, c'est le verbe » font rire, mais la dépêche empile trop de scènes de vestiaire.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Le PSG cherche un spécialiste du penalty, Marcel rappelle qu’on avait le gars du coin

Luis Enrique a reconnu qu'il manquait au PSG un spécialiste des penaltys, après un troisième échec consécutif, celui d'Ousmane Dembélé lors de la victoire 1-3 à Strasbourg samedi.

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