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No VAR in the Belgian Cup for Standard, and Marcel finds a match from his day

Standard reached the last 16 of the Belgian Cup by beating Dender 2-0. Early on, Casper Nielsen had his foot stamped on as he shot in the box, and referee Anthony Letellier did not react. There is no video assistance at this stage of the competition.

Marcel reads a paper weekly with a tray of fries beside a pitch, next to a dark, unplugged video review screen.

Standard beat Dender 2-0 in the Belgian Cup. Last 16. I read it at the chip shop on Monday, in my weekly football magazine. The score hadn’t changed.

There is one detail I read twice. Right at the start of the match, Casper Nielsen had his foot stamped on just as he was about to shoot in the box. The referee, Anthony Letellier, did not react. And nobody went to look at a screen. Because at this stage of the Cup, there is no video assistance.

No VAR. No screen. No rectangle drawn in the air with fingers. A referee saw an incident, he decided, we carried on playing. I put my fork down. It was 1980, a Friday in October.

Adnane Abid, who scored and set up the second goal, was frustrated by the lack of video. He said: “Casper told me he had never seen such a clear penalty”. I understand. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

In my day, we called that a passage of play. We talked about it at the café until Thursday. On Friday, there was another match to talk about. Today, everything must be settled before half-time, reviewed, reframed, archived.

Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against this progress. For the rest of the match, Standard suffered in the second half and Matthieu Epolo had to intervene several times. No screen would have changed that.

Silly question, but if VAR only exists from a certain round, does the penalty exist before that?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

I didn’t answer the little one. Standard are in the last 16, and Casper Nielsen keeps a penalty nobody reviewed.

It’s true, we checked: L'Avenir.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Marcel tient une seule idée, le match sans écran vécu comme un retour en 1980, avec des phrases sèches qui font mouche et un fait raconté sans déformation. Freddy est presque aussi drôle mais plus dispersé, et Nadine tombe sur un titre faussement cité et un verdict sur l'équipe. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Le Standard bat Dender mais manque d’organisation en deuxième mi-temps, un mister de P3 compatit

Le Standard a éliminé Dender, équipe de D2, 2-0 en Coupe de Belgique et rejoint les huitièmes de finale. Le défenseur Ibrahim Karamoko a estimé que son équipe avait manqué d'organisation en deuxième mi-temps.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La farde datée de dimanche, la pente et le match de nonante minutes vu à moitié dans le brouillard font un vrai regard de mister, mais il y a un gag de trop par paragraphe.

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LouiseThe Intern

Abid marque, passe et juge que le Standard n’a été très bon qu’une fois en 90 minutes

Buteur et passeur décisif lors de la victoire 2-0 du Standard contre Dender en Coupe de Belgique, Adnane Abid a estimé qu'à part contre l'Antwerp, son équipe n'avait été très bonne pendant 90 minutes dans aucun match. Le club est qualifié pour les huitièmes de finale.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le tableau et le stage final sont tendres, mais le titre ambigu (« une fois en 90 minutes ») et le « noyau du match » qui trahit la cuisine interne affaiblissent l'ensemble.

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