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Vitor Bruno talks of a “slap” and a “European mission”, Marcel keeps the word match

After the defeat to Dinamo on a goal conceded late in the game, Vitor Bruno said his side did not deserve “such a slap”. Despite the 0 from 6, he says the focus is on Beerschot ahead of the next European date, according to DH Les Sports+.

Marcel sits alone at a chip shop table reading his football weekly, eyeing a small 'MISSION' sign propped against the ketchup bottle.

Vitor Bruno’s side lost to Dinamo. A goal conceded late in the game. They have 0 from 6.

I read about it at the chip shop, on Monday, in my weekly. Then I reread the press conference. He said: “But we did not deserve to receive such a slap.” A slap. For one goal. In 1980, that was called losing a match. You said so, and you went home.

He counts four big chances before half-time. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing. In my day, we counted goals. Chances were for conversation at the café, not for the press.

He added: “Tomorrow, the sun will rise again, you know.” That is correct. It rose after Anderlecht-Standard 1976 too, which I watched standing in the pouring rain. Nobody thought it necessary to announce it.

Then comes the vocabulary. The team must focus on Beerschot, a second-division side. The next European mission is only next week. A mission. So we have missions now. Once there was a match on Wednesday and a match on Sunday at three o’clock. Missions were for the military.

I note that he refuses to drop deep to settle for a point. That, I compare to nothing. It is an honourable position, and it hasn’t changed since 1980.

He put Barry, a centre-back, at right-back. According to him, it went better after half-time. A centre-back on the right. Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against this progress.

Last Saturday, his side had won on a late finish of the same kind. Nobody spoke of a caress.

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Marcel est le seul à tenir une mécanique unique, le vocabulaire de la conférence de presse, jusqu'à une chute nette, sans rien inventer de factuel. Freddy est publiable mais plus dilué ; Louise et Nadine trébuchent sur des faits ajoutés. »

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Vitor Bruno compte quatre grosses occasions avant la pause, un mister de P3 sort son bic

Battue par le Dinamo sur un but encaissé en fin de match, l'équipe de Vitor Bruno compte 0 sur 6 en Europe. L'entraîneur portugais croit encore en la qualification et refuse de reculer pour se contenter d'un point, selon DH Les Sports+.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La farde à deux colonnes et la phrase de la gifle déjà dite à la buvette fonctionnent, mais le corps recopie trop de faits entre deux trouvailles, et « Résultat : 0 sur 6 » confond le match et le bilan.

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