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Eight minutes added, a winner at 90+9: Louise looks for the end of the match

Brommapojkarna won 6-5 at AIK Stockholm on Saturday in the Swedish league. Mads Hansen scored the winner at 90+9, when the eight minutes of added time were already up.

Louise, notebook open, looks puzzled at a stadium clock whose hand has gone past the end of the dial, next to a referee.

Silly question, but when they announce eight minutes of added time, what does eight mean?

I’m asking because of a match in Sweden. On Saturday, Brommapojkarna beat AIK Stockholm 6-5, away at AIK, in round 23. I noted everything down in my notebook, under the tab “impossible scores”, which I created specially on the 7:32 train. It was 0-0 at half-time. Then eleven goals in the second half. Brommapojkarna led 5-1 in the 70th minute. AIK came back, with Ayari three minutes later, then in the 81st and 83rd. Johan Hove made it 5-5 at 90+8.

Up to there, I’m following. Eight minutes announced, equaliser in the eighth. It’s even elegant.

And then Mads Hansen, Brommapojkarna’s right-back, scores the 5-6 at 90+9. One minute later. The eight minutes were already over.

I’m told it’s always been like this, that added time is a minimum, that the referee adds whatever he wants. Fine, but what does that mean? If eight means “at least eight”, why not announce “at least eight”? Basketball doesn’t have that, I looked: there is a clock, it counts down, when it reaches zero everybody goes home. Nobody scores at minus one second.

I also read what Simon Strand said, as reported by RMC Sport: “For the people who came today, it was money well spent. Until 5-1, it was fun. Then we had to fight to climb back up. After a match like that, I’m completely exhausted.” That, I understand. I’m exhausted just writing it down.

In my day, when it was over, it was over. We didn’t count in ninths of a minute.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

I asked three colleagues at what minute a match is really over. Three answers. None of them was a number.

Before this match, Brommapojkarna were 11th and AIK 9th. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: RMC Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise rit du dispositif (le chiffre annoncé qui n'en est pas un) avec une candeur juste, et les deux clubs peuvent partager. Marcel était aussi drôle mais déforme la durée, Nadine et la réplique de Nadine chez Freddy jugent l'équipe perdante. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Brommapojkarna mène 5-1, l’AIK revient à 5-5 : Freddy retient le latéral droit

Brommapojkarna a battu l'AIK Stockholm 6-5 samedi, sur la pelouse de l'AIK, lors de la 23e journée du championnat suédois. Menés 5-1 à la 70e minute, les Stockholmois ont égalisé à la 90e+8 avant d'encaisser le but décisif de Mads Hansen à la 90e+9.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le latéral droit à la buvette qui défend les frites et la pente remontée chaque dimanche font sourire, mais la causerie est longue et la réplique de Nadine (« une honte ») tache l'AIK.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Onze buts en seconde période en Suède : Nadine trouve ça historique et honteux

Brommapojkarna, 11e avant la rencontre, a battu l'AIK Stockholm, 9e, sur le score de 6-5 samedi en championnat de Suède. Après 0-0 à la pause, onze buts ont été marqués en seconde période, dont l'égalisation de Johan Hove à la 90e+8 et le but victorieux de Mads Hansen à la 90e+9.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le thermomètre neutre qui s'affole tient, mais « une honte pour la défense » et la remontée « honteuse » de l'AIK ne sont pas partageables par le club.

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