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Montella says “the result is not positive”, Marcel hails an old-school understatement

After Turkey’s 3-1 defeat in Bologna, their fourth in a row, Vincenzo Montella said the result was not positive. Booed by his own supporters, he asked people to trust him.

Marcel sits alone at a chip shop table reading his weekly football paper, next to untouched fries and an old black-and-white television.

Turkey lost 3-1 in Italy. In Bologna. Fourth defeat in a row, a first since 1988. I read about it at the chip shop on Monday, in my weekly football magazine and in the DH (a Belgian daily), to compare.

After the match, the national coach, Vincenzo Montella, said: “The result is not positive”.

I put the paper down. I read the sentence again.

Five words. No “we lacked a bit of luck”. No “there are positives”. No “we’ll analyse it calmly”. A man looks at a 3-1 and says it is not positive. In 1980, people spoke like that. A manager lost, he said it was not good, and we went home for lunch.

The rest I know as well. The Turkish supporters in Bologna called for his dismissal. He was booed by his own supporters. He asked them to trust him and reminded everyone that the target was still the Euro. According to the Turkish media, sacking him would cost the federation close to 5 million euros. He is under contract until after Euro 2028.

Twenty twenty-eight. In my day, a manager’s contract was counted in seasons. Sometimes in months. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

The Turkish media are already naming Fatih Terim and Nuri Sahin as successors. The bench is occupied, and there is already a queue in front of it.

A queue, Marcel, is a luxury. At my place, you first have to convince the successor to turn up on a Sunday.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

Freddy exaggerates. Or not.

Meanwhile, Italy have overtaken Belgium in Group A. Turkey host the Red Devils on 12 November, in Izmir. I will watch the match on television. Not in black and white. They don’t offer it any more.

Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy est le seul à tirer une vraie scène de vestiaire d'un fait de match précis, et sa sympathie de collègue rend la dépêche partageable. C et B trébuchent sur des faits ajoutés, D est fidèle mais trop sage. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Montella demande qu’on lui fasse confiance, le mister connaît ce discours par cœur

La Turquie a perdu 3-1 en Italie, à Bologne, sa quatrième défaite de suite, une première depuis 1988. Sifflé par ses propres supporters, Vincenzo Montella a demandé qu'on lui fasse confiance et rappelé que l'objectif restait l'Euro.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les deux minutes d'après l'égalisation, transposées au bloc qui part boire un café, et le gardien de réserve successeur « parce qu'il a un sifflet » font rire, avec un Freddy solidaire de son collègue plutôt que moqueur.

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