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Tuchel holds several meetings to find courage, Freddy holds one, standing up

Knocked out by Argentina in the World Cup semi-final after switching to five defenders at 1-0, England lost 2-3 to Spain, then beat Croatia 7-0 in the Nations League. Thomas Tuchel says he held several meetings with his dressing room.

Freddy stands in a prefab changing room holding an open folder before a few players while the delegate searches for the match cards.

Tactically, then, I’m going back to Atlanta. England lead Argentina 1-0 in the World Cup semi-final. Thomas Tuchel switches to five defenders to hold the lead. Two Lionel Messi assists, two Argentina goals, and England finish third.

Five at the back. I never do that. The 4-4-2 is the only honest system, and on my pitch 2, with the slope, a fifth defender ends up in the opposition box by the twentieth minute anyway. Gravity does the pressing for me. A flat pitch away, mind you.

What spoke to me was what came next. Tuchel says he has held several meetings with his dressing room in recent days. He thinks the team needs more courage to play better. “To play better football, we need a little bit more of courage,” he said, according to HLN. And in his view, a group that wants to win a major tournament must be able to rely on control and possession, which England lacked late on against Argentina.

Several meetings. Me, I hold one, on Sunday at half past two, in the prefab, folder open and the mobile buzzing because someone is still in the car park. It lasts as long as it takes the club delegate to find the cards. Courage, I run that on Tuesday. When we’ve got eleven, that is.

On the pitch, the Nations League is already under way. At Wembley against Spain, England lead 2-1, Harry Kane misses a penalty, they are dominated for the last half hour and lose 2-3. On Saturday, 7-0 against Croatia, with one goal and three assists from Jude Bellingham. After the World Cup, Tuchel had also recalled Cole Palmer and Trent Alexander-Arnold.

Silly question, but does courage arrive between meetings or during them?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

Me, I’d say during the post-match cone of chips. That’s when my players promise to press high next week.

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy incarne le mieux l'humour d'initié, avec un vestiaire du dimanche concret, une logique de poste respectée et une chute de buvette. Le « entre-temps » reste à corriger en reprenant simplement « après la Coupe du monde » du noyau. »

NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

L’Angleterre perd 2-3 contre l’Espagne puis bat la Croatie 7-0, en une seule semaine

En Ligue des nations, l'Angleterre a perdu 2-3 à Wembley contre l'Espagne après avoir mené 2-1, puis battu la Croatie 7-0 samedi, avec un but et trois passes décisives de Jude Bellingham.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le thermomètre de Nadine fonctionne, mais le titre n'est qu'un résultat sec, sans regard décalé, et le « honte/historique » tourne en boucle sans chute.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Ni parade ni fête pour l’Angleterre troisième du Mondial, Marcel trouve ça raisonnable

Éliminée en demi-finale de la Coupe du monde par l'Argentine et troisième du tournoi, l'Angleterre a atterri à Birmingham le 19 juillet sans parade ni fête de retour, a annoncé la Football Association. Thomas Tuchel parle de « cicatrice ».

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Elle laissait un lundi » est une vraie trouvaille, mais le reste reste une comparaison 1980 attendue, et la pique finale sur la Ligue des nations est plus grincheuse que drôle.

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