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Zidane scraps the Clairefontaine carpet, Louise wonders where players arrive now

New France head coach after Didier Deschamps’s fourteen years in charge, Zinédine Zidane has scrapped Clairefontaine’s “blue carpet” and closed the players’ arrival to photographers and journalists.

Louise stares puzzled at a bare patch of pavement in Clairefontaine, where the vanished blue carpet once was.

Zinédine Zidane has succeeded Didier Deschamps, who spent fourteen years in charge of the France team. His first visible decision concerns a carpet. The “blue carpet” that used to greet players on arrival at Clairefontaine, France’s national training centre, no longer exists.

Photographers and journalists can no longer attend that arrival. Only the French Football Federation films it now, and releases the footage afterwards. Individual player interviews during get-togethers have gone. At press conferences, Zidane now comes alone, without an international at his side. And players’ personal hairdressers are reportedly no longer allowed on the grounds.

The head coach does not call it austerity. “I’m not calling for austerity. Everyone can arrive here however they want,” he said, according to Sporza.

Silly question, but were they arriving on a carpet just to go training? I’ve opened a “carpet” tab in my notebook. In basketball, you arrive through the car park, I checked. What I still don’t understand: if the federation still films it, who was the carpet actually for? The players, or the camera that isn’t there any more? I checked, and actually nobody knows. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

Louise · the intern, fictional character

On his first squad list, Zidane called Kylian Mbappé, Ousmane Dembélé and Michael Olise “extraordinary players.” He wants to line them up together in attack: Mbappé on the left, Dembélé through the middle and Olise on the right.

On the pitch, France beat Turkey 0-1 on Friday, through a goal from Kylian Mbappé, who then left the squad. L’Équipe called it “a difficult start.” The Blues play their second match on the evening of 28 September, in Brussels.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Le sujet est un vrai rituel qui déraille (le tapis, la conférence en solo), et Freddy est le seul à en tirer deux images concrètes qui font rire en une réplique. Nadine suit de près avec le cornet de frites, Louise et Marcel ont la voix mais pas la chute. »

NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Zidane ferme Clairefontaine aux photographes, Nadine vit l’arrivée des Bleus en différé

Le nouveau sélectionneur français Zinédine Zidane a interdit l'arrivée des joueurs aux photographes et journalistes, supprimé les interviews individuelles et le tapis de Clairefontaine. La France joue ce 28 septembre au soir à Bruxelles.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le cornet de frites sorti pour une victoire en Turquie que L'Équipe juge « difficile », c'est l'autodérision belge qui marche ; « c'est un signe. De quoi, je ne sais pas » tient la voix, mais « a dit à Sporza » est faux.

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FreddyThe Gaffer

Zidane vient seul en conférence de presse, Freddy fait pareil à la buvette

Zinédine Zidane, nouveau sélectionneur de l'équipe de France, se présente désormais seul en conférence de presse, sans international. Il a aussi supprimé les interviews individuelles des joueurs et le tapis d'arrivée de Clairefontaine.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le sélectionneur seul en conférence parce que les joueurs sont partis chercher les enfants, et le délégué avec sa farde comme coiffeur : le regard de vestiaire éclaire le rituel d'élite sans toucher personne ; même faute d'attribution à Sporza.

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