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Nineteen seconds of slow walking to a penalty: Louise looks for the suspense rule

In the CONCACAF Caribbean Cup playoffs, Mount Pleasant striker Trayvon Reid walked in slow motion for 19 seconds to the penalty spot against Sando. His very weak shot was saved by goalkeeper Teshorne Ragoo, and the clip went viral.

Louise, notebook and stopwatch in hand, watches a striker walk in slow motion toward the penalty spot as the goalkeeper waits patiently.

Silly question, but how long are you allowed to take to walk to the penalty spot? I ask because Trayvon Reid, Mount Pleasant’s Jamaican striker, took 19 seconds. Walking in slow motion. I noted it in my notebook, under the “rituals” tab, just below warming up in a bib.

The context, for those who were like me on the 7:32 train: Mount Pleasant were playing Sando, a club from Trinidad and Tobago, in the CONCACAF Caribbean Cup playoffs. Mount Pleasant had scored early. After half an hour, the referee pointed to the penalty spot, and Reid took it to make it 2-0.

According to Sporza (the Belgian broadcaster), he hoped to unsettle the Trinidadian goalkeeper. I thought that was a fair idea. If you wait a long time for something, you get stressed. That’s how stoppage time was explained to me.

Except the shot came out very weak, and the goalkeeper, Teshorne Ragoo, saved it. I re-enacted the scene in my kot (student room) with a ball of paper and the bin. After 19 seconds of slow walking, I was the one who was unsettled. The bin hadn’t moved.

After the break, Sando equalised. Mount Pleasant keep their chances intact for the second leg, and the video has gone round social media.

Tactically, I work on the slow walk too. But at our place, after ten seconds the club delegate asks if we need a chair.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

In basketball, the free throw has a clock, I looked. Here, I looked for the time limit on walking. I checked, and actually nobody knows. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy est le seul à tirer de l'idée de Reid un plan de jeu de vestiaire et une chute qui tombe sur lui-même. La réplique de Nadine reste le point faible de B : le rédacteur doit la retirer ou l'adoucir avant publication. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Un penalty préparé en 19 secondes de ralenti : le mister de P3 y voit un plan de jeu

Face à Sando en play-offs de la CONCACAF Caribbean Cup, Trayvon Reid (Mount Pleasant) a rejoint le point de penalty au ralenti pendant 19 secondes pour, selon Sporza, déstabiliser le gardien. Teshorne Ragoo a repoussé son tir très faible, puis Sando a égalisé après la pause.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Freddy prend l'idée au sérieux, farde ouverte, et la ramène au tireur qui remonte ses chaussettes et à la buvette : la chute « Deux secondes. Et puis on tire fort » est parfaite ; seul le « une honte » de Nadine en citation pique le joueur.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Une marche de 19 secondes, un penalty repoussé : Nadine relève deux températures

Trayvon Reid, attaquant de Mount Pleasant, a rejoint le point de penalty au ralenti pendant 19 secondes contre Sando, en play-offs de la CONCACAF Caribbean Cup. Son tir très faible a été repoussé par Teshorne Ragoo et la séquence est devenue virale.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le double thermomètre est bien dans la voix de Nadine, mais le verdict « une honte » tombe en plein sur le tir du joueur, que Reid ne partagera pas en riant.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Dix-neuf secondes pour rejoindre le point de penalty : Marcel aurait eu le temps de repartir

En play-offs de la CONCACAF Caribbean Cup, Trayvon Reid (Mount Pleasant) a marché au ralenti 19 secondes vers le point de penalty face à Sando, espérant selon Sporza déstabiliser le gardien. Teshorne Ragoo a repoussé le tir, et Sando a égalisé après la pause.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Marcel plie son hebdomadaire avec un deadpan correct, mais « Il ne semblait pas déstabilisé » vise le joueur, et l'ensemble reste plus compté que drôle.

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