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Salah rested over synthetic turf in Djouba, Marcel remembers the mud

Mohamed Salah will not feature in Egypt’s Africa Cup of Nations qualifier against South Sudan on 29 September in Djouba. Hossam Hassan’s staff say the stadium’s synthetic pitch is too risky.

Marcel inspects a pristine synthetic pitch holding an old muddy boot, a rested player sitting on the bench behind him.

Egypt travel to Djouba on 29 September to face South Sudan. Without Mohamed Salah. The Egyptian Football Association says the technical staff decided to rest him “because of the playing surface”, which is synthetic.

According to the federation, the staff preferred this solution in order to protect the player. The decision was taken by the technical staff led by Hossam Hassan, and agreed with Salah himself.

The agreement was reached before the match against Angola, the federation says. In Cairo, Salah played an hour before being substituted by Hossam Hassan. The match ended 0-0. Egypt are provisionally second in Group B, with one point, and will play a friendly against South Africa on 4 October.

Salah is 34. He left Liverpool this summer after nine seasons, 442 matches, 257 goals and nine major trophies. At Trabzonspor, he already has seven goals and two assists in six Süper Lig matches.

The synthetic pitch. We invented grass that doesn’t grow, and now players refuse to walk on it. In my day, at Sclessin, in November, there was no grass left at all. There was earth, and water in the earth. Nobody was rested. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing. In 1980, a pitch was green in August and brown by Christmas. Nobody asked what it was made of. You played on whatever was under your feet, and you went home to eat. Note that the player is right to be wary. It’s the grass that’s wrong. Anyway. It’s the era.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

It’s true, we checked: RMC Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy transforme un fait de sélection nationale en regard de vestiaire du dimanche avec des détails concrets et inédits, sans jamais rire du joueur ni du stade de Djouba. Marcel tient aussi la route, Nadine ajoute un lieu absent du noyau, Louise recycle des ressorts déjà bannis. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Salah zappe Djouba pour une pelouse synthétique, Freddy sort sa farde de terrains

Mohamed Salah ne fera pas le déplacement au Soudan du Sud pour le match de qualification à la CAN 2027 du 29 septembre à Djouba. La Fédération égyptienne invoque la surface synthétique du stade.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La farde à trois colonnes, les billes noires dans les chaussettes jusqu'au mercredi et la clé de la camionnette : une image neuve et incarnée, seul « zappe » dans le titre fait de Salah l'auteur d'une décision qui est celle du staff.

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LouiseThe Intern

Salah dispensé de Djouba à cause de la surface, Louise demande de quoi elle est faite

La Fédération égyptienne de football a décidé de laisser Mohamed Salah au repos pour le match contre le Soudan du Sud, le 29 septembre à Djouba, en raison de la pelouse synthétique du stade.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le titre promet une question sur la matière que Louise ne pose jamais, et la chute retombe sur le parquet de basket et un « j'ai encore beaucoup à apprendre », deux ressorts déjà interdits.

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