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Mourinho snubs the press on Saturday, then asks “Couldn’t they do it tomorrow morning?”

After Vinícius Júnior’s sending-off against Villarreal, José Mourinho refused to face the press. He spoke after Real’s 4-3 win in Rome on Wednesday, to condemn the timing of the four-match ban handed down by the Spanish federation.

Marcel sits alone at an empty press-conference table with a microphone, a wall clock, a newspaper and a bag of fries.

On Saturday, Real Madrid beat Villarreal 1-0. José Mourinho did not come to the press room. On Wednesday, he won 4-3 in Rome. That time, he came.

In between, the Spanish federation banned Vinícius Júnior for four matches. He had come on after the break on Saturday and scored. VAR ruled the goal out: he had pulled the hair of Nathan Saliba, a lad who came through Anderlecht. The referee, Isidro Díaz de Mera, sent him off on the spot.

VAR, then. It looked at a goal and found something else. In 1980, a goal was a goal, and whatever happened before belonged to the past. We called that football. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

The punishment comes in two parts. Two matches for violent conduct away from the ball, with a fine. Two matches for protesting to the referee, the assistant or the fourth official. In my day, there was one referee and two linesmen. You protested against fewer people.

He will miss Sevilla, FC Barcelona, Racing Santander and Valencia. The Clásico on 25 October, at the Camp Nou. Real announced at once that they would appeal. The player himself apologised to his team-mates and the supporters.

Mourinho said Vinícius learned of his ban two hours before kick-off in Rome. “Couldn’t they do it tomorrow morning?” he asked. He said he would do everything to make people open their eyes.

Silly question, but if he doesn’t speak on Saturday and he speaks on Wednesday, did Saturday’s press conference happen or not?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

I read all of this at the chip shop. Next Monday I’ll read it again. A manager who stays silent on Saturday and talks on Wednesday. A ban that arrives two hours before a match. Everyone has a scheduling problem.

Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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FreddyThe Gaffer

Vinícius apprend sa suspension deux heures avant la Roma, un mister de P3 compatit

Le comité de discipline de la fédération espagnole a suspendu Vinícius Júnior quatre matchs après son exclusion contre Villarreal. Selon José Mourinho, le joueur l'a appris deux heures avant le coup d'envoi de Roma-Real (3-4) en Ligue des champions, et le Real Madrid fait appel.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La compo refaite sur un sous-verre après la farde ouverte sur le capot transpose bien l'horaire de Mourinho au vestiaire du dimanche, mais la chute sur les cartes retrouvées reste un peu molle.

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LouiseThe Intern

Quatre matchs pour Vinícius : deux pour les cheveux, deux pour la protestation

Exclu contre Villarreal après un but annulé par la VAR, Vinícius Júnior a été suspendu quatre matchs par la fédération espagnole. Il manquera notamment le Clásico du 25 octobre au Camp Nou ; le Real Madrid fait appel.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « ou » et le quatrième official « possiblement contesté » font sourire, mais le titre met les cheveux en vitrine, Vinícius ne le partagera pas, et le collègue du train est un propos reçu inventé.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Un Clásico sans Vinícius, suspendu quatre matchs : le Real fait appel aussitôt

La fédération espagnole a suspendu Vinícius Júnior quatre matchs après son exclusion contre Villarreal, où la VAR avait annulé son but pour un tirage de cheveux sur Nathan Saliba. Il manquera le Clásico du 25 octobre ; selon Sporza, le Real compte 6 points de retard sur Barcelone.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « je pèse mes mots » répété et le « une honte, ce retard » chambrent le Real sans vraie trouvaille, et le titre se contente de résumer le fait.

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