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Gent lose their video analyst before Zulte, Freddy’s side films from the clubhouse bar

Kürsat Kaplan, a 37-year-old video analyst, leaves KAA Gent with immediate effect after five years to join Burak Yilmaz’s staff at Çorum FK, in the Turkish top flight. Gent, joint leaders, travel to Zulte Waregem on Saturday evening for matchday 8.

Freddy films an amateur match through the canteen window with his phone, next to a club delegate holding a folder and a coffee.

Tactically, you have to look at where the departure lands. Kürsat Kaplan, Gent’s video analyst for five years, is leaving with immediate effect. He joins Burak Yilmaz’s staff at Çorum FK, in the Turkish top flight. And on Saturday evening Gent, joint leaders, play at Zulte Waregem, at the Elindus Arena. Matchday 8, straight after the international break.

Immediate effect. I read it twice. Where I come from, leaving with immediate effect is the goalkeeper who doesn’t come out after half-time because his car is parked badly.

I’ve got a video department too. It’s called Roger. Roger is the club delegate, he has a folder and a mobile, and he films the match from the bar, through the window. Pitch 2 slopes, so for half of the second half all you see is sky. On Tuesday we watch it together in the prefab dressing room. We analyse the transitions. Well, what we can see of them between two clouds.

Five years is a long time for a video analyst. He must have seen Gent’s block from every angle, in slow motion, with arrows. I say this as a colleague: joining the coaching staff of a gaffer in a top division, that deserves respect. Me, my coaching staff is Roger and the bag of balls.

What interests me is what comes next. Who cuts the footage before Zulte? Somebody does, mind you. In a professional club there’s always somebody. The level has gone way up everywhere, people don’t realise.

Silly question, but when a video analyst leaves with immediate effect, does he leave his videos behind or take them with him? I’ve put the question in my “mysteries” tab.

Louise · the intern, fictional character

I asked Roger the same question. He told me he keeps his videos on his mobile, between the photos of his granddaughter’s communion and a recipe for beef stew. I run that on Tuesday. When it’s got battery, that is.

On Sunday, at three o’clock, if Roger gets a call from Turkey, I’ll have the physio film the match.

It’s true, we checked: Voetbalkrant.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy raconte le départ d'un homme de l'ombre à travers sa propre cellule vidéo bricolée, sans jamais rire de Kaplan ni de Gand. Le retrait de Vandenbroucke touche à son vécu personnel, ce qui rend toute blague autour de lui difficile à partager. »

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Víctor Vandenbroucke quitte le Honduras « pour le moment », Louise cherche la durée

Víctor Vandenbroucke a informé la fédération hondurienne (FFH) qu'il se retirait, pour le moment, de la sélection du Honduras, après une réflexion personnelle. La FFH précise que la décision vient du joueur seul, dit la respecter et lui souhaite beaucoup de succès.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La candeur sur « pour le moment » est juste, mais la réplique de Freddy compare le retrait d'un joueur aux difficultés personnelles à un amateur qui se décommande par SMS.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Le Jupiler reprend à Zulte Waregem, Gand y va sans son vidéoanalyste parti en Turquie

La journée 8 de la Jupiler Pro League se joue ce week-end, juste après la trêve internationale. Zulte Waregem reçoit Gand, co-leader, samedi soir à l'Elindus Arena, alors que le vidéoanalyste Kürsat Kaplan vient de quitter le club pour Çorum FK.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le groupe WhatsApp et le beau-frère aux chats sont sympathiques, mais les tics s'empilent (historique, honte, positif, match après match) et le « monsieur avec un ordinateur » rapetisse Kaplan.

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