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Dortmund will count phone unlocks in the stands: Nadine is scared of the counter

Borussia Dortmund is launching a “fan mode” with Vodafone that counts phone unlocks during matches. The most restrained fans earn points and can win signed shirts, starting with the visit of Eintracht Frankfurt.

Nadine in the stands, holding a cone of fries, keeps her thumb hovering over her phone screen while a goal is scored behind her.

Dortmund is going to count how many times its supporters touch their phones. That’s historic. I’m weighing my words.

The club has launched a fan mode in its app with Vodafone. The app counts how many times you unlock your phone during the match. The less you touch it, the more points you get. With points, you can win signed shirts and vouchers for the BVB shop. First go at the next home game, against Eintracht Frankfurt.

I did the sums for myself, seat 14 in stand 2. I unlock when we score, to tell “Sunday Devils”. When we concede, to complain. When VAR is looking, to check on Sporza (the Flemish public broadcaster) what the referee can’t see. I wouldn’t get a single point. A disgrace. I’m weighing my words on that too.

But there are positives: at half-time you can unlock without losing points. You just have to switch the mode back on after the break. The paper cone of chips for morale, the WhatsApp for morale, and off we go again.

Carsten Cramer, the club’s CEO, spoke on the club’s channel of “more than 81,000 people in the stadium, singing together, cheering and holding their breath”. He said “this here and now is irreplaceable”. That’s historic too. Well, it’s pretty.

Silly question, but if you’re holding your breath, can you still tap your screen?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

The club says it’s voluntary, just like coming to the stadium. My brother-in-law has already said he’d win. He never comes to the stadium.

Now we take it one game at a time, you know.

It’s true, we checked: VoetbalPrimeur.be.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « C, A et D passent tous, et C retourne le dispositif contre la tribune de Nadine avec une chute de beau-frère imparable. B tombe sur une référence au Heysel qu'on ne doit jamais utiliser comme souvenir de supporter. »

LouiseThe Intern

Dortmund récompense les fans qui touchent le moins leur téléphone : Louise prend des notes

Borussia Dortmund lance avec Vodafone un « mode supporters » dans l'appli du club, qui compte les déverrouillages du téléphone pendant le match. Les fans les plus sobres gagnent des points et peuvent remporter des maillots signés ou des bons d'achat, dès la réception de l'Eintracht Francfort.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le paradoxe « toucher son téléphone pour arrêter de le toucher » et la phrase volontaire « comprise du premier coup » sont du Louise pur, mais « j'ai vérifié, personne ne sait » sonne creux.

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FreddyThe Gaffer

Dortmund invente un mode supporters anti-téléphone, le mister veut la version vestiaire

Borussia Dortmund lance avec Vodafone un « mode supporters » dans l'appli du club, qui compte les déverrouillages de téléphone pendant le match. Les fans qui le touchent le moins gagnent des points et des prix, dès la réception de l'Eintracht Francfort.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le GSM qui vibre « comme un deuxième délégué » et le « neuf le dimanche à trois heures » font du bon regard de vestiaire, sans rien prendre au sujet de Dortmund.

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