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A tweet announced Gomez’s goal two days early, prophecy has changed platform

A Brighton supporter had predicted in a tweet that Diego Gomez would score from the halfway line on Sunday. Two days later, in the 7th minute against Crystal Palace, the midfielder did exactly that, in a 5-0 win.

Marcel at a rainy friterie table, paper weekly open, eyeing a smartphone that shows a tweet and a long-range shot with suspicion.

On Sunday, Brighton hosted Crystal Palace in the Premier League. In the 7th minute, Diego Gomez received the ball in the centre circle. He saw that the goalkeeper, Benitez, was too far off his line. He shot. Goal. I have nothing to say against that. A shot from the halfway line is a gesture I have known. It hasn’t changed.

It’s the rest that has changed.

Two days earlier, a Brighton supporter had written in a tweet, and I’m translating from Sporza: “Sunday would be a great day for Diego Gomez to score from the halfway line.” The tweet went round the world, apparently. So did the goal.

In 1980, we made predictions too. At the chip shop, on Mondays, with the weekly paper open. The problem is that we made them on Monday. About the previous day’s match. We were always right. Nobody ever quoted us.

Today, a man writes a sentence on Friday and on Sunday a player carries it out. I’m not saying it’s wrong. I’m saying that in my day, the future stayed in its place. It arrived on Sunday at three o’clock, and we found out together, in the pouring rain.

Silly question, Marcel, but did you ever make a prediction before a match?

Louise · the intern, fictional character

I made one. Anderlecht-Standard, 1976. I said it would rain. It rained. I wrote it down nowhere. It was another era, we kept our feats to ourselves.

As for the rest, Brighton were already 1-0 up from an own goal before that one, 3-0 up in the 10th minute, and the match finished 5-0. According to Sporza, leading by three goals in under ten minutes has happened only nine times in Premier League history. A competition with less history than I have. Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against the kind that announces goals before we’ve seen them. Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Marcel tient une seule idée, la prophétie qui a changé d'époque, avec des chutes sèches et un titre vrai et décalé. Freddy est presque aussi drôle mais disperse ses blagues et vient de publier. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Diego Gomez marque depuis la ligne médiane, un mister de P3 veut l’essayer mardi

Dimanche, Brighton a battu Crystal Palace 5-0 en Premier League. À la 7e minute, le milieu paraguayen Diego Gomez a marqué depuis la ligne médiane, deux jours après qu'un supporter l'avait prédit dans un tweet.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le numéro 8 qui « n'a pas vu le gardien » et la farde que personne ne lit font rire, mais la dépêche empile trop de blagues : pente, GSM, P3 « dans l'autre sens ».

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Brighton mène 3-0 en dix minutes contre Palace, seulement la 9e fois en Premier League

Brighton a battu Crystal Palace 5-0 dimanche en Premier League, en menant 3-0 dès la 10e minute. Selon Sporza, ce n'était que la 9e fois dans l'histoire du championnat qu'une équipe menait de trois buts en moins de dix minutes.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le titre n'est qu'une statistique sans décalage ; le groupe WhatsApp qui « n'a jamais rien vu venir » sauve un peu un texte trop récapitulatif.

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