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Van Bommel wants pressing and verticality, Freddy already runs it on Tuesdays

Mark van Bommel asks the Red Devils for forward pressing, intensity and a very vertical game as soon as they win the ball back. After a win in Rome and a defeat to France, Brandon Mechele and Youri Tielemans back that style ahead of Turkey.

Freddy, an amateur coach, explains a press on a tactics board on a sloping pitch while a ball rolls away downhill.

Two games, a win in Rome, a defeat to France. Mark van Bommel’s record with the Red Devils is level, and his game plan is known: pressing forward, intensity, verticality, depth as soon as the ball is won back.

Brandon Mechele doesn’t think much changes for him. “It’s clear what he wants,” he said, according to Voetbalkrant. The national coach has insisted on the clarity of his instructions since his appointment. Captain Youri Tielemans says it takes a lot of energy, “but that’s football”. He is also glad the team tries to go forward “as much as possible”.

Freddy, who coaches in the third provincial division (Belgium’s Sunday amateur leagues), read all this on Wednesday morning while filling in his team folder.

Tactically, it’s exactly what I ask for. High press, we win it back, straight in behind. I run that on Tuesday. When we’ve got eleven, that is. The difference is that Van Bommel gives clear instructions, and I have a club delegate who photocopies them crooked. And pressing forward, at our place, on pitch 2, depends on which way we attack: up the slope it’s intensity, down the slope it’s verticality. Tielemans says it takes a lot of energy. Let him come on a Sunday at three o’clock, he’ll see. A flat pitch away, mind you, we play the same thing.

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

The Red Devils’ next outing counts for more. They face Turkey next Friday, a game where the result will weigh a little heavier.

It’s true, we checked: Voetbalkrant.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B transforme la consigne tactique réelle en séance du mardi sur terrain en pente, sans une virgule hors des faits. D est aussi drôle, mais il déplace l'objet d'une citation. »

NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Une défaite contre la France et des applaudissements : Nadine ne sait plus quoi ressentir

Après deux matchs, Mark van Bommel compte une victoire, obtenue à Rome, et une défaite contre la France à la tête des Diables Rouges. Le public a applaudi l'équipe après la défaite, et les joueurs défendent le style du sélectionneur avant la Turquie, vendredi.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le message WhatsApp « historique » et « honte » est une bonne image du thermomètre déréglé, mais la chute par cliché (« match après match ») retombe à plat.

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LouiseThe Intern

Les Diables perdent contre la France et sont applaudis, Louise cherche le règlement

Après la défaite contre la France, le public a réservé de sincères applaudissements aux Diables Rouges. Mark van Bommel compte une victoire, à Rome, et une défaite en deux matchs, et ses joueurs saluent son style avant d'affronter la Turquie vendredi.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le tour de rédaction est mignon, mais « c'est le pressing qu'on applaudit » tranche une explication que la source ne donne pas.

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