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Van Bommel says Lukaku must ‘digest’ his move, Louise has questions

Romelu Lukaku is still without a goal or an assist for Fenerbahçe. Mark van Bommel says he still needs time to digest his move to his new club.

Louise, notebook in hand, stares at a giant speech bubble 'digest a transfer' above a training player near an untouched buffet.

Mark van Bommel has explained why he isn’t worried about Romelu Lukaku, still without a goal or an assist for Fenerbahçe. « He still has to digest a move to a new club, » he said of his side’s record scorer.

The Red Devils’ head coach, who makes his debut on Friday against Italy at the Stadio Olimpico, added that Lukaku « is working hard » and is getting closer to his best form in training. « He still needs a bit more time, it won’t happen overnight. But I’m not worried about him at all, » he said.

« Digest a move. I checked, it’s not a set phrase, it’s just an image. So what exactly are we digesting? The new dressing room? The new time zone? I’ve written the question in my notebook, under the tab ‘football expressions’. »

Louise · the intern, fictional character

Lukaku, the Red Devils’ all-time top scorer, has scored 14 times at the Stadio Olimpico for his various clubs over his career. Never for the Belgian national team.

« So he has an excellent personal memory of this stadium, but none with the shirt he’ll be wearing on Friday. Silly question, but does the stadium remember him? Anyway, I still have a lot to learn. »

Louise · the intern, fictional character

In his press conference, Van Bommel also defended recalling Loïs Openda, saying he called him up because he believes in him. According to RTBF, Thomas Meunier and Alexis Saelemakers, on the other hand, have been left out of this squad. And up front, Charles De Ketelaere, already used as a centre-forward by Rudi Garcia at the World Cup, is expected to start as the attacking spearhead.

« I’m told a coach ‘believes’ in a player. It’s rarely said that he ‘believes’ in another. Is there an official list of who’s believed in and who isn’t? I asked, nobody has a list. »

Louise · the intern, fictional character

One detail that did the rounds in the Dutch-language newsrooms: the day before this debut, the coach’s son, Ruben van Bommel, made his own debut for the Netherlands, in the match against Germany (1-1), setting up Cody Gakpo’s equaliser in the 92nd minute. That makes him the first Dutch international whose father (79 caps) and grandfather, Bert van Marwijk (one cap), also played for the national team.

« So in one weekend, the Van Bommel-van Marwijk family adds a line to a family tree of Dutch football, while the father settles onto a Belgian bench. Basketball doesn’t have that, I looked. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn. »

Louise · the intern, fictional character

It’s true, we checked: Walfoot.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B et D passent de justesse. B joue sur un mot réel de la conférence sans toucher personne, alors que D s'appuie sur la filiation, plus proche de la zone famille. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Van Bommel écarte Meunier et Saelemakers, Freddy revoit sa propre farde

Pour ses débuts vendredi comme sélectionneur des Diables Rouges face à l'Italie, Mark van Bommel a écarté Thomas Meunier et Alexis Saelemakers de sa sélection, selon la RTBF.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Réduire le rappel d'Openda à une « phrase de délégué qui manque de latéraux » et De Ketelaere à un bouche-trou pique les joueurs cités ; le « par cœur » n'est pas dans le noyau et le paragraphe De Ketelaere se répète.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Van Bommel dit qu’une statistique ne suffit pas, Marcel approuve enfin quelqu’un

Romelu Lukaku a marqué 14 fois au Stadio Olimpico de Rome avec ses différents clubs, mais jamais avec les Diables Rouges. Mark van Bommel a rappelé qu'il s'agit d'une belle statistique, pas d'une garantie de titularisation.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « On savait qui avait gagné, et on rentrait » fonctionne, mais le bloc père-fils-grand-père frôle la famille et la seconde réplique s'éteint sur « C'est l'époque ».

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