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Lukaku benched for the 18th time in 151 caps, Marcel kept the other number

Romelu Lukaku, the Red Devils’ record scorer, played not a minute in the defeat to France, Mark van Bommel’s first as manager. The manager said he wanted pace.

Marcel compares an old paper newspaper to a modern scoreboard as a substitute warms up on the sideline.

Romelu Lukaku stayed on the bench for all 90 minutes against France. It is only the 18th time in 151 caps that the national team’s record scorer has not played a single minute.

Mark van Bommel explained the choice. “I wanted pace,” he said, according to Sporza. He preferred Matias Fernandez-Pardo and felt the Devils had already produced four or five good balls in behind.

Otherwise, the manager was satisfied despite his first defeat. In his view, no player deserved less than a 7 out of 10. His only complaint concerned De Cuyper’s reaction to the goal conceded: “He tried, but you have to jump above him.”

Eighteen times out of a hundred and fifty-one. People remember the eighteen. I remember the other hundred and thirty-three. In 1980, you picked the striker, and you waited. Pace was whatever the ball had. And the marks out of ten, we read them on Monday, in the weekly, and they weren’t all 7s. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing. Well. It’s the times.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

Van Bommel also spoke about the crowded international calendar, which he wants to manage sensibly. Roméo Lavia will not start the next match, despite his good performances. “It’s a strange period and every player has his own story. Look, I can’t start Roméo despite his excellent performances this Friday. I want to keep him fit. Playing him four full matches wouldn’t be good for him,” he said, according to Sporza.

He noted that France had started without their biggest stars, which in his view does not diminish the value of Belgium’s performance. The stated goal is the Euro (European Championship) in two years.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B trouve la faille comique dans la déclaration elle-même, avec une Louise candide qui ne vise personne. A était au niveau, mais sa chute arithmétique repose sur un chiffre inventé. »

LouiseThe Intern

Van Bommel note ses Diables après la défaite, Louise cherche la note de Lukaku

Mark van Bommel a estimé qu'aucun Diable Rouge ne méritait moins qu'un 7 après la défaite contre la France, sa première comme sélectionneur. Romelu Lukaku, recordman de buts de la sélection, n'a pas joué une minute.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La question candide « le 7 du banc » et le sous-onglet qui range « rien à reprocher » avec la critique de De Cuyper font rire sans viser personne.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Battus par la France, les Diables ont tous au moins 7 : Nadine ne sait plus où se mettre

Mark van Bommel a subi contre la France sa première défaite comme sélectionneur des Diables Rouges. Il s'est dit satisfait, estimant qu'aucun joueur ne méritait moins qu'un 7, et vise l'Euro dans deux ans.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le thermomètre marche, mais « Romelu sur le banc, honte » peut se lire comme une pique contre Lukaku, et la « honte » française frôle le chambrage appuyé.

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