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A penalty retaken ends in a saved panenka, Marcel watches the goal line

In the last 32 of the Croky Cup (Belgium’s national cup), Axel Benoit’s penalty for Olympic Charleroi was saved, retaken because goalkeeper Thiebault Bartholomé was ruled too far off his line, then saved again on a panenka. Habay-la-Neuve went through.

An assistant referee points at a goalkeeper's advanced foot while Marcel sits behind the goal, watching stone-faced.

Olympic Charleroi, of D1 FFA, and Habay-la-Neuve finished 1-1 after 90 minutes, then after 120. In the penalty shootout, at 2-3, Axel Benoit steps up. Thiebault Bartholomé saves it. The assistant referee rules that Habay-la-Neuve’s goalkeeper was too far off his line and has the penalty retaken.

Marcel stopped there. He folded his weekly paper.

A man on the touchline looked at a foot. He saw it wasn’t where it should have been. He said so. And we started again. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing. In my day, the goalkeeper moved too, and the linesman watched the ball. Everyone had a moustache and nobody had stepped forward.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

On his second attempt, Axel Benoit tried a panenka. Thiebault Bartholomé saved that one too. Marcel concedes the move isn’t recent, which puts it, for him, on the right side of history. He credits the taker for daring it and the goalkeeper for waiting.

The panenka, at least, belongs to our era. And the goalkeeper stayed on his feet in the middle. That’s a position I respect. Well. It’s the times, but not quite.

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

After the final whistle, both goalkeepers, Maxime Vandermeulen (Olympic Charleroi) and Thiebault Bartholomé (Habay-la-Neuve), were sent off. Habay-la-Neuve went through to the next round of the Croky Cup, a qualification the club calls historic.

It’s true, we checked: Walfoot.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Deux clubs amateurs en 32es de Croky Cup, deux exclusions après le sifflet dont on ignore la cause : le sujet est hors périmètre et frôle le rouge, et aucune version ne fait rire assez pour le racheter. On ne publie pas le moins mauvais. »

LouiseThe Intern

Un penalty retiré puis une panenka arrêtée à Habay : Louise relit la règle

En 32es de finale de la Croky Cup, Habay-la-Neuve a éliminé l'Olympic Charleroi (D1 FFA) aux tirs au but après un 1-1. Un penalty d'Axel Benoit, arrêté puis retiré pour un gardien trop avancé, a de nouveau été repoussé par Thiebault Bartholomé.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La comparaison avec la ligne des lancers francs est exactement la comparaison plate avec un autre sport déjà proscrite, et seul le mot de Marcel sur l'après-fin fait sourire.

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FreddyThe Gaffer

Habay sort l’Olympic en Croky Cup, Freddy étudie le gardien qui arrête deux fois

Habay-la-Neuve a éliminé l'Olympic Charleroi (D1 FFA) aux tirs au but en 32es de la Croky Cup, après un 1-1 au bout de 120 minutes. Son gardien Thiebault Bartholomé a repoussé deux fois le penalty d'Axel Benoit, la seconde fois une panenka.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La flaque, le câble du projecteur et les lacets sont des tics de fiche empilés plutôt qu'une image neuve, et l'Olympic éliminé par un petit avec son gardien exclu ne partagera pas.

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