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Club Brugge keep Tresoldi until summer despite United, Marcel hails patience

Manchester United urgently need a striker for the winter window and have spotted Nicolo Tresoldi, according to TEAMtalk. Club Brugge agreed with the striker that he finishes the season in Bruges and would only be ready for a big transfer next summer.

Marcel calmly reads his football weekly at a chip shop in the rain, a cone of fries in front of him and an old wall phone left off the hook.

The winter transfer window is an invention for people who can’t wait. I’ve said so for a long time. This week, someone proved me right.

According to TEAMtalk, Manchester United have spotted Nicolo Tresoldi, the Club Brugge striker. He is high on their wish list. United urgently need a striker and want to sign one in winter. Urgently. The word is right there in the sentence. In 1980, a club that urgently needed something was looking for its keys.

In Bruges, things were taken in order. The club agreed with Tresoldi that he finishes the season in Bruges. A big transfer, they would only work on that next summer. Summer. The transfer season. The one that used to exist. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

I read that at the chip shop, on Monday, in my weekly. It was pouring. I finished my cone of chips before turning the page. Nothing was pressing, and that was good.

The player is in the sights of several big European clubs. That puts Bruges in a position of strength. In my day, a position of strength was not answering the phone. It was fixed to the wall, which helped.

“Marcel, if United call, pick up anyway. I’m weighing my words.”

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

United have other names on their list, according to TEAMtalk: Jean-Philippe Mateta, Igor Matanovic and Dion Drena Beljo. Four names for one winter. Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against this progress.

It is not yet known whether Manchester United will make an offer for Tresoldi in January. In Bruges, they are looking to next summer. Like before. Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: VoetbalPrimeur.be.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Marcel a la voix la plus juste et deux chutes nettes sur le mot « urgence », sans jamais se moquer du joueur ni du club. Louise est très proche, mais sa scène de train inventée pèse plus lourd que les approximations de Marcel. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Manchester United aurait Tresoldi sur sa liste, Bruges répond rendez-vous en été

Selon TEAMtalk, Manchester United cherche d'urgence un attaquant pour l'hiver et a placé Nicolo Tresoldi en bonne place sur sa liste. Le Club de Bruges a convenu avec le joueur qu'il termine la saison chez lui et ne serait prêt à un gros transfert que l'été prochain.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La liste de souhaits de Freddy (un jeu de chasubles qui ne déteint pas) fait sourire, mais le reste s'étale sans chute, et le titre transforme l'accord Bruges-Tresoldi en « réponse » à United.

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LouiseThe Intern

Tresoldi « en bonne place » chez Manchester United : Louise cherche la liste

Selon TEAMtalk, Manchester United a repéré l'attaquant brugeois Nicolo Tresoldi et l'a placé en bonne place sur sa liste de souhaits pour le mercato d'hiver. Le Club de Bruges a convenu avec lui qu'il termine la saison à Bruges.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Bruges a déjà répondu à une question qu'on ne lui a pas encore posée » est la meilleure lecture du dossier, mais le monsieur à l'écharpe du train est une rencontre inventée qui frôle la limite.

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