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Tottenham’s under-21s face Cheltenham in the EFL Trophy, Marcel looks for the cup

In the EFL Trophy, Tottenham’s under-21s, with Brazil international Richarlison, left out of the first team, faced Cheltenham Town, a League Two side. Richarlison equalised and the tie went to penalties.

Marcel in an overcoat searches a chip shop for a cup on a rainy Monday, holding a paper football weekly and a cone of fries.

An under-21 side in a senior cup. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing.

The fact is simple. Tottenham sent their under-21s to Cheltenham Town, in League Two, for an EFL Trophy match. With them, Richarlison. He is 29. He is a Brazil international. He has been left out of the first team and he is not in the 25-man Premier League squad list. His only appearance for Tottenham this season was a 3-0 defeat at Brentford, in August. According to the BBC, transfers to Everton and Vasco da Gama fell through this summer.

I read this at the chip shop. Monday, as always.

George Miller put Cheltenham ahead. Richarlison equalised, first time, from a cross from the right. A first-time finish. That, at least, hasn’t changed. Miracle Adewole put Tottenham back in front. Then Miller, late in stoppage time. Penalties.

In 1980, the reserves played on Saturday mornings, among themselves, in front of three parents and the groundsman’s dog. Nobody invited them into a cup. We did not mix things up. A man of 29 played in the first team, or he played elsewhere, or he sat on the bench in his overcoat. Today there is a list of 25. And a competition for those who are not on it.

Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against this progress.

He scored, Marcel. A goal is a goal. Historic, almost.

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

He scored, yes. The goal was good. I noted it in the margin of my weekly. Well. It’s the times.

It’s true, we checked: BBC Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « D est le seul angle qui transforme l'absurdité du dispositif (une liste de 25 et une coupe pour ceux qui n'y sont pas) en voix de persona, sans jamais accabler Richarlison. B avait la meilleure intuition, mais elle s'appuie sur un fait inventé hors noyau. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

Richarlison égalise pour les U21 de Tottenham à Cheltenham, Freddy y voit son équipe B

Écarté de l'équipe première de Tottenham et absent de la liste de 25 joueurs pour la Premier League, l'international brésilien Richarlison a marqué pour les moins de 21 ans du club en EFL Trophy à Cheltenham Town. Le match s'est terminé aux tirs au but.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Le niveau de l'EFL Trophy a énormément monté » fait sourire en deadpan, mais la causerie tactique et le « coup de main à la B » restent attendus, sans vraie chute.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Richarlison marque en EFL Trophy avec les U21 des Spurs, Nadine parle d’un retour

Absent de la liste de 25 joueurs de Tottenham pour la Premier League, Richarlison a égalisé pour les moins de 21 ans du club à Cheltenham Town, en EFL Trophy. Cheltenham a arraché les tirs au but dans le temps additionnel.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Nadine enfile les clichés (« groupe qui vit bien », « il y a du positif », « match après match ») sans qu'aucun ne morde, et son « supportrice de tout le monde » dilue la chute.

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