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Zidane defends Dembélé after the 4-1, and Freddy still defends his captain

France beat Belgium 4-1 in the Nations League on Monday evening. Captain in the absence of Kylian Mbappé, Ousmane Dembélé was replaced on 60 minutes by Michael Olise, who scored twice and set up a goal. Zinédine Zidane refused to pile on his player.

Freddy, an amateur coach, reads a note from his folder at a press table set up on a sloping village pitch.

Tactically, we lost 4-1. I’m saying it first so we can stop talking about it, like on Mondays when I look at the table in the third provincial division (Belgium’s Sunday amateur leagues). France won, Belgium conceded four, and I spent the evening watching another match inside the match: the French captain’s.

Ousmane Dembélé wore the armband in the absence of Kylian Mbappé. Ballon d’Or winner in 2025, moved to the right at kick-off. Replaced on 60 minutes by Michael Olise. And Olise set up Rayan Cherki on 81, then scored twice, on 88 and 90+1. According to RMC Sport, Dembélé has not scored in the four matches Les Bleus have played since Zinédine Zidane became national team coach.

What interests me is the press conference. Zidane said: “Ousmane, I thought he was very good, especially early in the match and even early in the second half.” Then: “He was very dynamic on his side. There’s no problem on that side.”

That’s the trade. I defend my captain too. He plays on the right, the side of the slope, the one that runs downhill. When I take him off on the hour to bring on the kid who turns up late because he dropped his sister off, and the kid does everything, I say exactly the same thing at the clubhouse bar: he was dynamic on his side. On his sloping side, mind you. A flat pitch away, it’s the same press conference.

Zidane added that we’re used to seeing Dembélé “play pretty much everywhere” and that “he’s good in every position”. I run that on Tuesday. When we’ve got eleven, that is. The rest of the time, everyone is good in every position because there’s nobody in the others.

Freddy, we conceded four goals and you’re congratulating their coach on his press conference. That’s a disgrace. I’m weighing my words.

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

I’m not congratulating anyone. I just opened my folder and noted the sentence down. The day my captain comes off on the hour and the team scores three after, I’ll bring it out word for word.

It’s true, we checked: RMC Sport.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy est le seul à transformer la langue de bois de Zidane en situation vécue, avec la même logique de poste, sans charger Dembélé. Louise est presque au niveau, mais son comptage des postes se lit comme une pique contre le joueur. »

LouiseThe Intern

Zidane trouve Dembélé « bon à tous les postes », Louise cherche lequel il occupait

Après la victoire 4-1 de la France contre la Belgique en Ligue des nations, Zinédine Zidane a défendu Ousmane Dembélé, repositionné à droite puis remplacé à la 60e minute. Selon RMC Sport, le capitaine n'a pas marqué en quatre matchs sous Zidane.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La candeur sur « tous ses copains » et le « schéma avec deux débuts et pas de fin » font mouche, mais le décompte « un poste, pendant soixante minutes » pique un peu Dembélé.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

La Belgique prend 4-1, Zidane est « content » : le thermomètre de Nadine déraille

La France a battu la Belgique 4-1 en Ligue des nations lundi soir, avec un doublé et une passe décisive de Michael Olise, entré à la place du capitaine Ousmane Dembélé. Zinédine Zidane s'est dit satisfait de son capitaine.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Il n'y en a pas un, il y en a quatre » est une bonne chute, mais le « c'est historique » flotte sans source et le rappel des sorties peu convaincantes alourdit le cas de Dembélé.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Dembélé remplacé à l’heure de jeu, Zidane le trouve « exemplaire » : Marcel prend note

La France a battu la Belgique 4-1 en Ligue des nations lundi soir. Capitaine en l'absence de Kylian Mbappé, Ousmane Dembélé a été remplacé à la 60e minute par Michael Olise, auteur d'un doublé ; Zinédine Zidane a refusé de l'accabler.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Marcel est sobre et juste sur « les deux débuts », mais la civière de 1980 frôle le registre santé et l'ensemble reste plus mélancolique que drôle.

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